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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1423 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
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