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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6966 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 623034 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 89 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2700 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?