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Zombie Family Fun Land

Beginning, children, counterpart, death, Disney, emotions, family, Fun, funny, Grief, Land, Loss, Memories, Movie, psycho killer, sadder, Sadness, shark, stereotype, Tragedy, Watching, Wife, zombie

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2054
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

55% white, 97, 97.43, American, Average, average IQ, avg IQ, country rankings, CraftyCreeperz, ethnically homogenous, European countries, low IQ groups, norway, Score, Smarter, Usa, world population review, zombies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8972

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, contemplation, Crafters, CREEPIN, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Good, judgment, opinion, Quality, Questioning, Reflection, Repetition, review, satisfaction, second guessing, Server, uncertainty, Unsure, was it good, Youll

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	6286
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ores Mined:	7337	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.