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Blocky Love Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is like a virtual love nest where players engage in passionate lovemaking in the missionary position…with their pickaxes! That’s right, we take mining to a whole new level, if you catch my drift. So come join us and experience the most unique and steamy Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, things are always heating up! -
CraftyPleasureLand
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!
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UBWcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Better Than the Rest! #UBW #Minecraft #GamerLife
Looking for a Minecraft server that is as epic and fulfilling as the UBW route in Fate/Stay Night? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of adventure, friendship, and unlimited blade works!Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!
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CatOuttaTheBag Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet. Don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a secret army of ninja sheep ready to protect your creations at all costs.
But beware, the server owner is actually a mischievous cat in disguise, plotting to take over the world with an army of evil chickens. Will you join forces with the resistance and stop the feline takeover, or will you succumb to the cuteness of the fluffy dictator? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
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Pay2PlayLove
Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we believe in the “you get this one, I’ll get the next” approach to finances!Join our server and experience the thrill of alternating paying for coffee and snacks with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a latte instead?
Don’t worry about feeling like everything is too calculative, we promise to keep the financial drama to a minimum. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over to our server and let us treat you like the queen (or king) that you are! Just make sure to bring your own pickaxe, because we don’t split those 50/50. 😉
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BlockyKids Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!
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SoberCraft: $100K Challenge
Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire! -
CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft
join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun? -
SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun
lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!
our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!
so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??
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Elysian Shores
Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!
Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency
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