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Fug 😀 Prince Minecraft SMP – Arrested for Rape Suspection
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to play alongside the son of a Norwegian princess who may or may not be a future prince (or princess, who knows with those crazy royals)! Rumor has it, he was taken into police custody for suspected rape, but hey, who hasn’t been falsely accused of a crime in their lifetime, am I right? Plus, we won’t tell you any more juicy details, so you’ll just have to join to uncover the scandalous truth! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a royal in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this wild ride! -
Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – Finally Fug You Riggers Edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the owner! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is running his very own Minecraft server.But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to play on a server owned by the one and only Trump, but you’ll also have the chance to attend virtual rallies and speeches in-game. Imagine building your blocky mansion while listening to President Trump give a fiery speech about making Minecraft great again!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where Trump keeps all of his rare diamond blocks. Will you be the one to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfBlocks #Trump2024 #DiamondsForEveryone
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NoFriendZone Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a great time without any relationship drama.Join us and leave your girlfriend and her friends behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs real-life events when you can win stupid prizes and have a blast with your virtual friends?
Don’t be the third wheel in your own relationship – come join our server and make new friends who won’t invite random people to your hangouts without asking first. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.
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LeftTurn Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being stuck in the same boring spot all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and get ready for some teleportation madness!Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, you get teleported 30 meters to the left and find yourself face to face with a herd of angry llamas. But don’t worry, they’re just there to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and win some epic loot!
Or maybe you’re exploring a mysterious cave and get teleported to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…creepy clowns? Don’t let their sinister smiles scare you, they just want to trade you some rare items in exchange for your best joke!
So, if you’re ready for some unpredictable adventures and hilarious surprises, join our Minecraft server now and get ready to be teleported into a world of pure chaos and fun!
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OverpricedCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere). -
ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!
lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks -
CelebSkinnyCraft
so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!
and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!
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ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen
Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!