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WitchyCraftLandKilifi

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	301	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	723314	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

lol, join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the crazy witchcraft of Kilifi! we got witches, we got land, we got murder… jk jk, just lots of fun and games on this server! come build ur own land and show those witches who’s boss. plus, we got free cookies for all players cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so join now and let’s have a blast together!

PixelatedLifeSwap

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Votes:	8321	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	7256	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna escape the boring reality of your own life and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually cursed and turned the player into a chicken every time they tried to mine them! Imagine the hilarity of trying to build a castle while clucking around like a poultry!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is upside down. That’s right, you’ll be walking on the ceiling, fighting mobs with your feet, and trying not to fall into the endless sky below. It’s a real trip, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of insanity? Let’s get blocky, baby!

PoshBritInMinecraftServer

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Imagine this: a super posh rich British guy gets transported to the middle of West Virginia in the game. Watch as he tries to navigate his way through the wilderness, encountering hillbillies, moonshine stills, and maybe even a Bigfoot or two. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing for days. Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll stumble upon in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pig express to explore the skies above?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t crash cars, we crash creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server owner is a car repair guru by day and a YouTube sensation by night. He’s got stories for days, like the time his daughter took his sports car for a joy ride and ended up crashing it. But don’t worry, we promise not to let her near any virtual vehicles on our server.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as entertaining as a car repair shop reality show? Plus, we’ve got the best virtual mechanics around to help you fix up your pixelated rides.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on all the fun – join us today and let’s Minecraft and chill!

WeddingCraft: NoSisNoBliss

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	271
Mines Excavated:	1695	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of your sister ruining all your special moments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise proposals or fake pregnancies here, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any interference from attention-seeking siblings. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your sister’s shenanigans.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft community to play with? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory on the most drama-free server around!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	0

Do you ever feel like everyone around you is obsessed with something that just doesn’t make sense to you? Like, why do people love watching videos of cats playing piano or eating tacos upside down? Well, if you’re looking for a place where you can embrace your confusion and join a community of like-minded individuals, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a whole town dedicated to celebrating the most bizarre and nonsensical trends out there. Want to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Go for it! Feel like creating a rollercoaster that only goes backwards? No problem! Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and embrace the weirdness of the world around you.

Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest and most ridiculous items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireworks? We’ve got it. How about a pet zombie that can breakdance? We’ve got that too. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at popular trends the same way again. So come on in and let your freak flag fly!

ViralCraft: The Internet Shaker

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Star Shards Collected:	184
Emeralds Found:	491	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so epic that it made the entire internet stop and stare in awe. People from all corners of the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of endless adventure and hilarious shenanigans.

But what made this server so special, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And do you know what they did? They started a dance party that lasted for hours, with players from all over joining in on the fun.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant spiders with nothing but a carrot, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Yes, you heard that right – the Ender Dragon is a chess master in disguise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and leave you with stories to tell for years to come, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most unforgettable gaming community on the internet. Who knows, you might even discover the next viral video sensation that will change the world forever.

NoGuns4AfD

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!