fuckshitmericans – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ZeleCraft: Trump Troop Trouble
Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, military support, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, Peacekeeping, political leaders, SECURITY, troop, Trouble, trump, Ukraine, US troops, world news, ZeleCraft, Zelenskiy
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. We got, like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere, man. And get this, the president of Ukraine, Zelenskiy, he’s like besties with Trump and they’re all like, “Yo, we need US troops on this server to, like, secure peace and stuff.” Can you imagine, bro? US troops in Minecraft, fighting off creepers and zombies to bring peace to the land. It’s, like, the most insane thing ever, dude. You gotta join this server, man, it’s gonna be lit AF. Peace out, homies!

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Mitochondria Division Fun
biological research, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular complexity, cellular division, cellular functions, Cellular Organization, cellular processes, cellular specialization, cellular structure, discovery, Division, division of labor, energy production, Fun, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, organelles, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific study, scientists
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where the mitochondria are like, doing a division of labor, bro! it’s like a whole new level of teamwork in the cell, except it’s in minecraft! join us and witness the mitochondria working together in harmony to power up your gaming experience! plus, we have this crazy story where the mitochondria rebelled against the nucleus and took over the server, now they’re the rulers and you gotta join to see what happens next! it’s like a soap opera but with cells, man. so come on, join us and be part of the mitochondria revolution!

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EternalMC

Active, Atm9, automated tech, Community, Crafting, EternalMC, Farming, Friendly, gameplay, gardening, IMPROVEMENTS, Journey, Magic, Modded, Modpack, mystical structures, Server, smp, Spells, Staff, ultimate experience

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Launch Date	This Month
Community	Small, Growing Community – Friendly and active players
Staff Team	Active staff committed to creating a fun environment
Server Type	Java-Only Server for modded Minecraft
Modpack	All the Mods 9 (ATM9) with various features

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join this server?

– Friendly community ready to assist you

– Constant improvements for the best experience

– Exciting gameplay with endless mods and content

What modpack is being used for this season?

All the Mods 9 (ATM9) with automated tech, magic spells, farming mods, and more.

How can I join the server community?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/SBvNJTEd3Y

Is this server suitable for new players?

Yes, whether you’re new or experienced, you’ll find a welcoming community here.

Eternal Dreaming 1.21.3
1.21.3, dreaming, ETERNAL
Yo, bro, like, have you ever thought about how much it must suck to be Australian? I mean, they’re like, always upside down and stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of being from Down Under, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pixelated kangaroos and koalas that will make you forget all about being Aussie. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re even in the real world anymore. So come on, mate, join us and leave your Aussie woes behind!

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Crazy Block Land
BLOCK, controversial decisions, crazy, crossing boundaries, crossing the line, Did they go too far, ethical boundaries, Ethical debates, ethical decisions., ethical dilemmas, Land, moral compass, moral dilemmas, moral gray area, moral judgment., moral questioning, overstepping boundaries, pushing boundaries, pushing limits, questionable actions, questionable behavior, questioning boundaries
Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Are you ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and see if you can handle the madness. Don’t be a square, come join the party! Let’s get this block party started!

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BedtimeBattles Minecraft Server
bedtime routines, BedtimeBattles, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, couple conflicts, division of labor, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Minecraft, pet responsibilities, relationship issues, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, Support, teamwork, traditional values, work-life balance
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only chores you have to worry about are gathering resources and building epic structures!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the tale of a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it raided by a pack of mischievous creepers. Or the legend of the player who tamed a herd of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.
Forget about real-life drama like dishes and dog feeding, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which enchanted weapon to wield in battle against the Ender Dragon.
So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be called crazy for is not joining in on the fun!

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BridesmaidBucksMC
Bachelorette, bridal shower, bride, BridesmaidBucksMC, Bridesmaids, Budget, cost effective, dress alterations, MOH, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding expenses breakdown, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding stress, young bridesmaids
Are you tired of boring old weddings where you have to pay for everything and still have no idea what the total cost will be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is just like that chaotic bridal party you’re in!
Join our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just like how the bride expects you to pay for everything without a clear budget, we expect you to build without any guidelines. It’s a free-for-all where chaos reigns supreme!
Just like how the bridesmaids are expected to contribute to every aspect of the wedding, you’ll be expected to contribute to every aspect of our server. From building extravagant structures to organizing crazy events, there’s never a dull moment here.
And just like how the MOH is trying to keep the peace between the bridesmaids and the bride, our admins are here to make sure everyone is having a good time. We’ll handle any drama that comes our way and ensure that the fun never stops.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s expected of you while still having the time of your life. Who needs a budget when you have unlimited creativity and chaos at your fingertips?

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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP
Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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CreepyCreeperCraft
alone, anxiety, childhood fear, childhood memories, childhood trauma, creepy crawlies, CreepyCreeperCraft, Dark, fear of the unknown, Ghosts, irrational behavior, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Monsters, Nightmares, overcoming fears, phobias, Scared, shadows, spooky, spooky stories
Remember that fear you had as a kid of the boogeyman hiding under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of scary waiting for you! Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Boogeyman Boss, who lurks in the depths of our custom-built haunted mansion. But beware, he’s not alone – his army of zombie teddy bears will stop at nothing to protect their master. So grab your diamond sword and prepare for the spookiest adventure of your life!

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BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server
Baltic Sea, BalticCableBusters, cable, damaging, finland, Minecraft, Seizes, Server, suspected, Tanker, YLE
lol u know whats more damaging than a tanker in the baltic sea? not joining our minecraft server, thats what! we got crazier adventures than a finland tanker escapade. come join us and u might just find urself battling sea monsters and building underwater castles. plus, we have a secret level where u can ride dolphins and unicorns while fighting off evil mermaids. so what u waiting for? join now before the finland tankers come for u next!

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