FUCKS HIS DOG – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BOYS AND GIRLS Minecraft SMP

aew, AEW BOUND, Boys, DRAW A DIME, DRAW A MILLY, dynamite, Entertainment, FUCKS HIS DOG, gather round, Girls, Having Fun, Minecraft, no reason, NO RHYME, silly, SLog, smp, TONY KHAN, WATCHING DYNAMITE, wrestling

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that Tony Khan himself tried to join, but he couldn’t handle the intensity of our builds and ended up accidentally spawning a million creepers in his base. And that’s not even the craziest part!

We have boys and girls coming together to create the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Tony Khan riding a llama, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you think you can outbuild us, think again. We once had a player who tried to build a replica of Dynamite, but it ended up looking more like a soggy potato.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and where Tony Khan may or may not have a secret dog army, then come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits.

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PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coworker, Emotional support, Empathy, forgiveness, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mood swings, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy symptoms, Server, team dynamics, teamwork, trust building, Understanding, work relationships, workplace behavior, workplace etiquette

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of working with Linda, the office drama queen turned Minecraft player. Watch as she snaps at other players, cries in the virtual bathroom, and ultimately reveals her pregnancy to the entire server. Who knew virtual block building could be so dramatic?

But wait, there’s more! Be the first to know about all the office gossip and drama as it unfolds in our virtual world. Will Linda apologize to you for her in-game behavior? Will she exclude you from virtual ladies night? The suspense is killing us!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of office drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual blocky adventures to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama begin!

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BlockPartyMomsOnly

BlockPartyMomsOnly, condition, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, Divorce, family, family drama, Family Support, forgiveness, Harsh, hurtful, insensitive, insensitive sister, insult, JOKE, movement, overreacting, Protect, sister, Speech, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We don’t tolerate any mean jokes about speech or movement conditions, unlike some people (looking at you, OP’s sister). Join us for a fun and supportive community where everyone is treated with respect.

Our server is so awesome, even OP’s sister wanted to move in with us! But sorry, sis, we don’t welcome meanies here. Join us for a place where you can build, explore, and make friends without worrying about insensitive comments. Plus, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for jerks, so you can game in peace.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and won’t have to deal with any rude comments about anyone’s voice. Join now and let’s have some fun together!

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NoCatchFeels Minecraft SMP

attachment, Boundaries, casual dating, Casual Sex, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotions, Friends With Benefits, fwb, hookup culture, Intimacy, Minecraft, no strings attached, NoCatchFeels, personal boundaries, relationships, romantic feelings, self-control, sexual attraction, smp, unrequited love

Are you tired of catching feelings in your Minecraft SMP relationships? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict “no catching feelings” policy. Our custom plugin, the Heartbreaker 9000, will zap any developing emotions right out of you!

We have a team of professional therapists on standby to help you navigate the treacherous waters of FWB situations in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will haunt anyone caught catching feelings. So if you’re looking for a drama-free, emotionless Minecraft experience, join us now!

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RegretCraft

“Youth, appreciation, Experience, Gratitude, growth, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Time, wisdom

Remember all those times you spent playing Minecraft and wishing you could join a server that was as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams (and nightmares).

Join us if you regret not appreciating the sheer chaos and madness that only a Minecraft server filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking llamas can provide.

Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, or build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your childhood dreams in a server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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BrazilCraft – Not Pro-Russia!

accusations, Brazil, BrazilCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic disputes, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government criticism, international affairs, international relations, peace proposal, political tensions, press conference, pro-Russia, ProRussia, Ukraine, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy

so liek, u know how zelenskyy is all like “brazil is pro-russia” and stuff? well on this server, we are all about peace and fun and stuff. but zelenskyy be like “nah, brazil is shady” and we be like “come join our server and see for yourself, bro!” like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide from zelenskyy’s accusations. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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Odyssey-MC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

EARLY ACCESS We offer gameplay aspects such as PvE | PvP | Survival | Bosses | Dungeons and more! As we work towards a full 1.0 Version we work to add a few things every week. With the current selection of some mobs and bosses, custom items and armors, with more to come over time. We also have multiple different zones and worlds with their own features, as well as a Survival World.

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HeartPvP

Active Admins, active community, alliances, Biomes, Cunning, custom events, Dungeons, enemies, epic bases, Events, friendly player base, HeartPvP, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mechanic, lifesteal smp, Outlast, outplay, PvP battles, Regular Updates, skill, strategy, Survival Challenge

Description: Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

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Craft and Conquer: The Wild Adventures of the Sildaris Civilization

Adventures, airships, Astronomy, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, Civilization, Coin based economy, Conquer, Craft, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Flintlocks, food system, Glory, Modded, muskets, Paintings, player-run shops, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, spyglass, Steam-fantasy, Trailer, Warfare System, Wild, wine and cheese

Sildaris Wilds Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
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Description	Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theme. Explore new lands, create nations, engage in dynamic geopolitics, and more!
Features	Airships Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets Immersive gear from Epic Knights Coin based economy Chunk claiming Built-in warfare system Routine events And more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Sildaris Wilds Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord to start playing! Discord Link

Q: What is the economy system in the server?

A: The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, some of the unique features include airships, cannons, immersive gear, chunk claiming, built-in warfare system, and routine events with rewards.

Hunter x Hunter Minecraft Server

Anime, anticipation, Chapter 401, Chimera Ants arc, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Gon Freecss, Hunter, Hunter Association, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, long awaited, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nen abilities, new chapter, release date, Server, shonen jump, Togashi Yoshihiro

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of Hunter x Hunter to drop? Well, fear not my fellow anime enthusiasts, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and quests that will distract you from the agonizing wait for Chapter 401. Who needs new manga chapters when you can build your own epic world in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Gon and Killua themselves will be logging on to play with us once the chapter finally drops. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with your favorite anime characters in the virtual world! Join us now and let the countdown to Chapter 401 begin!

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Minecraft SMP: /MANS/ – Holostars EN General

Alumn, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, en, Flabbergasted Edition, Gavis Bettel, general, Goldbullet, Holostars, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, smp, songs playlist

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the most flabbergasting server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride with players like Regis Altare, who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot, and Axel Syrios, who built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And let’s not forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine diamonds blindfolded, or Machina X Flayon, who can build a castle in under 5 minutes.

But that’s not all! We also have Banzoin Hakka, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, and Josuiji Shinri, who can turn dirt into gold with just a touch. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumn players who are legends in their own right.

And over on the ARMIS side, we have Jurard T Rexford, who can ride a pig into battle like a true warrior, and Goldbullet, who can shoot arrows with such precision that they never miss. Octavio is known for his underwater base that’s filled with rare sea creatures, and Crimzon Ruze is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

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