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Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Sick Fucks Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, depression, Emotional support, Enjoy, fucks, Healing Process, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health journey, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self-care, Server, sick, sick fucks, suicidal episode, Suicide prevention, Therapy, therapy session

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9389

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see what it’s like to survive a suicidal episode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging creepers while battling your inner demons. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Crush, Cuckolding, desire, Edition, emotional, emotional pain, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden love, fucks, HEARTBREAK, Humiliation, Infidelity, Jealousy, Minecraft, NTR, Passion, relationships, Revenge, Roleplay, sexual tension, smp, waifu

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7394	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

BBC Fucks Real Minecraft SMP

adult content, Amateur, BBC, Discreet, Diverse, exclusive, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, fucks, hidden gems, interracial, Minecraft, non-porn, OF accounts, Private, real, real women, secret accounts, sexual content, smp, taboo, Underground, white women

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Towns Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Emeralds Found:	9441

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground society of real, regular white women who are obsessed with BBCs! Join us for a chance to witness these wild encounters and maybe even participate if you’re lucky. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets reality TV, but with a lot more blocky action. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Divine Spears Created:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

Crafting & Crying: Where Steve is a Player and Creepers are the Real MVP

Anons, bullshit, Chad, Crafting, CREEPERS, crying, Dudes, female mc, fucks, full of bullshit, Fun, Girls, have a place to live, have sex, horrible past, just for fun, just for it, lot of girls, Male mc, mvp, place to live, player, real, sex, slut, steve

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we have male players who are total Chads and they’re out here getting it on with all the ladies just for fun! And don’t worry, our female players have their own wild stories too – like one girl who has sex with dudes just so she can eat and have a place to live because of her tragic past. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft! So come join us for a crazy, drama-filled experience unlike any other. Who needs boring old building when you can have scandalous stories and outrageous adventures on our server? Join now and prepare to be entertained!

Crafty Tinder Server: Swipe Right for Creepers!

conversation starter, Crafty, CREEPERS, dating advice, dating app, Decision making, digital dating, FLIRTING, love life, match, Messaging, mobile app, online dating, open tinder, profile picture, relationship advice, romantic interest, see this, Server, Single life, social media, swipe, Swiping, Tinder, what do

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Emeralds Found:	9843	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and not finding your perfect match? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to find love! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with your soulmate based on your building skills and mining techniques. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while crafting in the virtual world?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of love, rumored to grant its wielder eternal happiness and a lifetime supply of virtual roses. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated companion who will never argue with you about whose turn it is to do the dishes?

So swipe right on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds alone. Love is just a crafting table away!

LOLcraft: ‘What is she mining?’

1. Thoughts, 10. Mental state, 11. Emotional turmoil, 12. Analysis, 13. Decision-making, 14. Overthinking, 15. Deep thoughts, 16. Inner dialogue, 17. Wondering, 18. Mind wandering, 19. Self-awareness, 2. Reflection, 20. Inner conflict., 3. Inner turmoil, 4. Uncertainty, 5. Contemplation, 6. Self-reflection, 7. Confusion, 8. Pondering, 9. Introspection, LolCraft, Mining

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until your sides hurt as you navigate through wacky challenges and epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging explosive surprises. And don’t forget about our annual “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant,” where contestants compete for the title of the most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Bob’s Blocky Adventure Land

Adventure, animated, Best Friend, blocky, BOBS, cartoon, Character, Childhood, comedy, funny, iconic, Jellyfish, Land, mehmet, meme, Nostalgia, pineapple house, Popular, Şponbobğlu, spongebob, square pants, turkish, tv show, Yellow

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	676
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where Mehmet Şponbobğlu reigns supreme as the ultimate overlord of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie Spongebob clones, riding on flying llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mehmet Şponbobğlu himself, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dab this master of moves and claim victory?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the ridiculous shenanigans, and the absolute madness that is Mehmet Şponbobğlu’s Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

SoulfulSimplicity: Minecraft’s Not-So-Hellish Realm!

Action-Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficult, Difficulty, enemies, Exploration, FANTASY, Frustration, Gaming, Hell, horse riding, immersive experience, Minecrafts, normies, NotSoHellish, perseverance, Realm, skill-based, SoulfulSimplicity, souls fans, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Towns Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: you just ride your horse and hit shit. Why waste time building elaborate structures or mining for resources when you can just saddle up and go to town on everything in your path?

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.

So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.

CowPocalypse: Where Cows Cure Cancer & Creepers Explode

Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer cure, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cattle dewormer, Conspiracy Theory, CowPocalypse, Cows, CREEPERS, cure, deworming medication, explode, health conspiracy, health science, Healthcare, hidden knowledge, holistic treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical secrets, natural remedies, pharmaceutical industry, scientific discovery

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or mysterious? Well, look no further because our server is hiding top-secret knowledge that the government doesn’t want you to know about! Join us and uncover the truth about why pigs can fly and why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s all a conspiracy!). Plus, our server has hidden dungeons filled with rare loot and secret passages that lead to a treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Baby-Making Block Party: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Lucky

baby, Babymaking, BLOCK, Bond, BUTTER, child, children, CREEPERS, cute, dad, family, Father, father and son, Fatherhood, Finger, Hand, joy, love, Lucky, parenthood, parenting, Party, precious moments, procreate, relationship

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7897	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual parenthood! Our server is filled with adorable baby Butter mobs that you can raise as your own. Watch as they grow up and start calling you “da da” or “ma ma” – it’s a truly heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll never know the joy of having a virtual family in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to parenthood in the most unexpected way possible!

AyylmaoCraft – Fixing /a/ with YOUR help!

4chan, activism, ANONYMOUS, AyylmaoCraft, collaboration, Community, digital community, ENGAGEMENT, Fixing, Help, internet culture, make /a/ great again, Online Community, online forum, Participation, pesky thread, Save, spread the link, Support, teamwork, volunteer

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server and help save 4chan! We need all the gamers we can get to defeat the evil trolls and restore peace to the internet! By joining our server, you’ll be able to battle against annoying threads and spread the link to fix 4chan once and for all. Together, we can make /a/ great again and show those pesky trolls who’s boss in the virtual world! So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic quest to save the internet!

Crafty Boobs & Mommy Issues Server – Join now for a titillating adventure!

adult chat, adult content, Adventure, Boobs, busty women, Chat, Crafty, diogenesausog, Discord, explicit discussions, fetish, Huge Tits, Issues, Join, kink, mature content, Momcest, Mommy, mother and son, naughty conversations, Online Community, Roleplay, Server, sexual fantasy, socializing, taboo, Talk, titillating

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where we discuss everything from Huge Tits to Momcest – yes, you heard that right! Our Discord is always buzzing with hilarious conversations and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Waifus and Endermen Senpais Rule!

(subculture), animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, Audience, cartoons, Country, creeper, Cultural, endermen, Entertainment, Fandom, Global, influence, International, japanese, Media, Otaku, Popular, rule, Senpais, streaming, television, trend, viewing habits, waifus

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t understand your love for anime? Well, fear not my fellow weebs, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire town dedicated to all things anime! From giant Pikachu statues to Naruto-themed roller coasters, this place is a true otaku paradise.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but ramen noodles and body pillows of your favorite waifus. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden hot spring where you can relax and chat about the latest episodes of your favorite shows.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner anime fan run wild! Who needs the real world when you can live in a pixelated paradise filled with all the anime goodness you could ever dream of?

IrysCraft: Where Even the Pixels are Going on Vacation to Taiwan

Adventure, Asia, culture, discovery, Exploring, Food, holomeetxTPE24, irys, IrysCraft, Journey, landmarks, Overseas, pixels, SightSeeing, social media, taiwan, tourism, travel, trip, tweet, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	568
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious taco ingredients!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!