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fucks Minecraft Servers

  • Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 988
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9935
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sick Fucks Minecraft Server

    Sick Fucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6015
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 202 Star Shards Collected: 209
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Farms Harvested: 663 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to see what it’s like to survive a suicidal episode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging creepers while battling your inner demons. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 5604
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 456

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BBC Fucks Real Minecraft SMP

    BBC Fucks Real Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5884
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Zombie Dances: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2239 Crops Grown: 8493

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground society of real, regular white women who are obsessed with BBCs! Join us for a chance to witness these wild encounters and maybe even participate if you’re lucky. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets reality TV, but with a lot more blocky action. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

    WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 9137
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 New Chunks Explored: 430421
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Star Shards Collected: 265
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting & Crying: Where Steve is a Player and Creepers are the Real MVP

    Crafting & Crying: Where Steve is a Player and Creepers are the Real MVP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 496
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we have male players who are total Chads and they’re out here getting it on with all the ladies just for fun! And don’t worry, our female players have their own wild stories too – like one girl who has sex with dudes just so she can eat and have a place to live because of her tragic past. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft! So come join us for a crazy, drama-filled experience unlike any other. Who needs boring old building when you can have scandalous stories and outrageous adventures on our server? Join now and prepare to be entertained!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EUunityUnderminedByFico

    EUunityUnderminedByFico
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5070
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. you gotta join because, like, Fico and Orban are totally trying to mess with EU unity, but on this server, we’re all about unity and having a good time.

    come join us and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

    plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, these guys will help you out with anything, from finding diamonds to fighting off creepers.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this epic adventure and show Fico and Orban that we’re all about fun and friendship, not politics and drama. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 0b0torgru Minecraft server

    0b0torgru Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1306
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Analogue of 2b2t without wipes private donations of minigames you can do everything destroy spawn blow up bases get illegal items and join clans sometimes the server is displayed offline although it is online

    0b0torgru.aternos.me:23634

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • karlssonSMP

    karlssonSMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4368
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    25k World Border Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
    Silence Me Datapack Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
    Universal Dyeing Datapack Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.4

    ⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystic Isles 1.20.4

    Mystic Isles 1.20.4
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4482
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 71

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF because it has Ama Kakeru in the damn ED! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can vibe to that sick beat while mining diamonds and building epic structures? It’s like a party in your computer screen, man! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SteroidCraft: Work or Ban?

    SteroidCraft: Work or Ban?
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 3298
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and power struggles – just like this couple in the oilfield industry!

    Imagine a world where your virtual boyfriend gets banned for using mild steroids in his room – talk about a scandal! But don’t worry, you won’t get banned for using any potions or power-ups in our server.

    While this couple argues over who should quit their job, you can join our server and focus on building the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from woodpeckers (yes, woodpeckers!). And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual job that pays triple the virtual money of your boyfriend’s paycheck.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Motiv8d2Mine SMP

    Motiv8d2Mine SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 275
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 227 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8989

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you wanna leap out of bed like a kangaroo on steroids! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yeah, it’s that wild.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a box of frogs. We have epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you have those, amirite?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build your dream castle without worrying about some noob blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more cake).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMyths

    MineCraftMyths
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1186
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 268
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give out free hugs! The biggest lie you’ll ever be told on our server is that you won’t have a blast playing here.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and build sandcastles with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server as a secret paradise for hardcore Minecraft players.

    So come join us and experience the most mind-blowing adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary server – because the biggest lie you’ll ever hear is that there’s a better one out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SaratovCraft Minecraft Server

    SaratovCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7702
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 669
    Animals Bred: 83 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, just like dis oil depot in Russia dat got attacked by drones and caught on fire! We got so much chaos and destruction goin’ on, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Join us and be part of the madness, build your own drone army and wreak havoc on our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s set the world on fire, Minecraft style! 🔥🔥🔥

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PastaCraftFreedom

    PastaCraftFreedom
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4658
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6665
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Villages Defended: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

    oh, and get this, one time a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it to build a castle made entirely out of cake. it was so epic, bro.

    also, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out free diamonds. i know, crazy, right?

    so come on, join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VeggieScaffold PorkShrooms LoofahFat

    VeggieScaffold PorkShrooms LoofahFat
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8407
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 115 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the wildest food-growing adventures ever! we have autoclaved vegetables that serve as scaffolds for growing MEAT. imagine growing pork on shiitake mushrooms and chives, and fat on a freakin’ loofah! it’s like a crazy science experiment gone deliciously wrong. come join us and be a part of this insane culinary journey. who needs farms when you can grow your own meat in minecraft?! let’s get weird with it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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