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ShiftyNeoMorph on Minecraft SMP

Campaign, comparison, debate, democratic party, economic policies, election, Government, HILLARY CLINTON, kamala harris, leadership, Minecraft, neoliberal, political ideologies, Politics, presidential candidates, progressive policies, public opinion, shape shifting, ShiftyNeoMorph, smp, Social Issues, united states, women in politics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	822468
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can witness epic battles between shape-shifting neoliberals Kamala and Hillary as they duke it out for supremacy in the virtual world. Will Kamala’s charm and wit win the day, or will Hillary’s experience and cunning prevail? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness unfold!

MaternityBoxCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, baby bed, baby box, baby clothes, baby essentials, Charity, counseling, expecting moms, finland, Hospital, instagram, judgement making, maternity box, MaternityBoxCraft, Minecraft, new moms, post, Server, social media, special needs baby, special needs kids, stepsister, US

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that treats you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where every player gets a baby box upon joining! Yes, you heard that right – a baby box filled with essentials like diamonds, enchanted armor, and even a pet dragon!

Just like the OP’s Instagram post, we believe in providing the best for our players. And if you think that’s unfair, don’t worry – we also have special programs for players with special needs (in-game, of course).

Join now and experience the joy of being a new player on our server. Who needs sleep when you can have endless adventures and loot to keep you entertained? Don’t be like the angry stepsister, join our server and bask in the glory of freebies and attention from our community! #BestMinecraftServerEver #BabyBoxBonanza

StepkidSitterGoneTripNah

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, long tail tags, parenting, parenting challenges, Resentment, step-parenting, stepfamily, stepkids, StepkidSitterGoneTripNah, teenage rebellion, teenagers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Votes:	3441
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with teenage drama on your Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the real-life teenage BS! No more swearing, arguing, or disrespect – just pure Minecraft fun!

Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!

Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.

Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeader – Minecraft SMP

alien encounter, aliens, AlienTakeMe2UrLeader, contact with extraterrestrials, Decision making, extraterrestrial beings, first contact, global diplomacy, government officials, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, intergalactic communication, international relations, leadership, meeting with aliens, Minecraft, science fiction, smp, space exploration, united nations, visitors from outer space, world leaders, world peace

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	486	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most out-of-this-world leader you could ever imagine! Picture this: a llama riding a flying pig, wearing a crown made of diamonds and carrying a scepter made of enchanted golden carrots. Yes, that’s our leader!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world!

So, if aliens ever show up at your door asking to be taken to your leader, bring them to our Minecraft SMP and watch their minds be blown by our majestic llama king. Join us now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

ShowDropOutCraft

binge watching, comedy, Drama, ending a series, Entertainment, favorite shows, losing interest, Quitting, reality tv, ShowDropOutCraft, streaming, Television series, TV addiction, TV habits, TV show discussions, TV show opinions, TV show recommendations, tv shows, TV shows to finish, watching habits

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of watching the same show over and over again until you can recite every line by heart? Well, join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring TV shows! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about that show you used to watch 90 percent of but then gave up on.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a magical land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so mesmerized by the wonders of our server that they completely forgot about their favorite TV show. And that player lived happily ever after, never looking back at their TV screen again.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server now, you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss, ride a rainbow-colored unicorn, and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Who needs TV when you have all that excitement waiting for you in our Minecraft server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to that show you used to watch and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that show you stopped watching).

RapistBlockerMC

Broadcasting (Industry), Canadian broadcasters, child rapist, controversial, criminal history, ethical journalism, journalism ethics, legal implications, media censorship, media coverage, media ethics, moral responsibility, News Reporting, Olympic volleyball, professional standards, public outrage, RapistBlockerMC, refused to call, sexual abuse, Social Impact, sports news

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground volleyball court where we host matches with Olympic athletes who are also child rapists apparently. Canadian broadcasters are too scared to even mention it, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, we have diamond armor for all players and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

SpinalCraft: NeuronGenes & GeneTherapy

biology, biology of spinal cord injury, detail, discoveries, Gene, Gene therapy, gene therapy for spinal cord injury, Genes, GeneTherapy, key role, Mapping, NeuronGenes, neurons, Recovery, seminal work, specific set, spinal cord injury, spinal cord injury recovery, spinal cord injury research, SpinalCraft, Successful, Therapy, unprecedented detail

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
New Chunks Explored:	972122	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be mapping da biology of spinal cord injuries like it’s nobody’s business! We be goin’ into unprecedented detail, findin’ dem specific neurons and genes like a boss. And get dis, we even got a successful gene therapy based on our discoveries! So if you wanna be part of somethin’ epic and help heal dem virtual spinal cords, dis da place to be! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out, join now!

Holidays

holiday server, holidays, playing with friends, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Votes:	4159
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

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wakacje.6mc.pl

PolyCraft: Where you can build your Minecraft dreams and hope the creepers don’t crash the party.

application, BUILD, Community, crash, CREEPERS, Discord, dont, dreams, food data pack, gotospawn, Graves, Greylisted, Hope, Ip:, Item Frames, Minecraft, Party, Polycraft, previews, recipes, Semi Vanilla, Server, shulker shells, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, Waystone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mines Excavated:	4283
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Type	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisting	Yes
Key Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, etc.
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us

FAQ:

Q: What is greylisting?

A: Greylisting is a method of controlling server access based on approval. Players need to fill out an application to be greylisted before they can join the server.

Q: What are the key features of Poly-Craft server?

A: Some of the key features include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, etc.

Q: How can I apply to join Poly-Craft?

A: You can apply to join by filling out a quick application form at https://forms.gle/JgoSpLYaKwYk9Yah8

Q: How can I chat with other players on Poly-Craft?

A: You can chat with other players via Discord at https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W

ConfusedCraft Minecraft Server

CANDLES, Character development, ConfusedCraft, confusion, Eileen Galvin, fake possession, gameplay, ghost story, good ending, haunted house, horror genre, Minecraft, Possession, protecting Eileen, psychological horror, Puzzles, Server, silent hill 4, Supernatural, survival horror, Survival Tactics, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Astral Projections Made:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Votes:	8315

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where protecting Eileen is just as important as protecting your diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride through haunted houses, possessed villagers, and fake possessions that will have you questioning reality.

On our server, Eileen can definitely die if she takes too much damage, but don’t worry – we have plenty of candles to UNpossess her and keep her safe. And if you stick by her side, you just might unlock the secret to getting the good ending (spoiler alert: it involves building a giant statue of her out of obsidian).

But beware, fake possessions are a real threat on our server. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re possessed by a chicken who just wants to dance the night away. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!