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PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats are wild and the handbags are even wilder! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you witness cats engaging in some questionable activities with handbags.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

1.012M, 25, 40, 787k, BOOMCRAFT, dynamite, fucking, GIGASKYROCKET, Last week, Minecraft, Ratings, Server, this week

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is off the charts with dynamite ratings that will blow your mind! Last week, we had a whopping 787k players and this week we’ve skyrocketed to 1.012M players – that’s a .40 increase, baby!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got exploding pigs, flying llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and be a part of our epic Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is!

Tranny Janny’s Crafty Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2988	Divine Spears Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky McBlockface: The Holy Kino Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7573	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of all things epic and awesome!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the trees have a mind of their own and will try to steal your precious diamonds!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever wields it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most mind-blowingly awesome Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.

Blocky Bants & Banter

bad language, banter, Bants, blocky, colorful language, Communication, Cursing, explicit language, Expression, foul language, fucking, inappropriate language, Language, naughty words, Nice, offensive language, Profanity, rude language, strong language, swear words, taboo language, vulgar language

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our epic build-off where the winner gets a real-life pet creeper (handle with care, folks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour tag.

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!

KINO’s Holy Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for some wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether.

Our moderators are like mythical creatures, always ready to grant your wildest wishes (as long as those wishes involve building epic structures and not, like, unlimited diamonds or something).

And don’t even get me started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive dance party in the End dimension and even the Ender Dragon showed up to bust a move.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this holy fucking KINO of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Trans Adventures

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6754	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest fantasies of sucking and fucking a t girl! Our community is full of like-minded players who are ready to share their experiences and maybe even roleplay a steamy encounter or two. So why settle for the same old adventures when you can join us for a truly unforgettable and NSFW Minecraft experience? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty AF Server: Seriously, Allright, Fucking Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of being limited by your phone’s storage capacity? Do you want a phone that won’t break the bank but still has all the features you need? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, all while enjoying the luxury of unlimited storage space. Forget about those outdated phones with limited storage, on our server, you can have as much space as you want without breaking the bank.

Imagine a world where you can store all your favorite memes, cat videos, and embarrassing selfies without ever having to worry about running out of space. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to storage woes forever. Trust us, once you go unlimited, you’ll never look back.

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	251
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	130
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mines Excavated:	1913	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Farms Harvested:	687
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Void Armor Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	1805
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!