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CockLovers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1321	Farms Harvested:	762
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	5762	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Penitentiary Raid

Activists, Civil unrest, Conflict, eastern europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights activists, human rights violations, international news, justice system, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, law enforcement, military operation, Penal colony, penitentiary, political prisoners, Prison, Raid, social justice, Storm, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian prisoners

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	2400
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	171
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces storm penal colonies for fun! we got prisoners held hostage by human rights activists who are actually just zombies in disguise. you can help the ukrainian forces break them out and fight off the evil zombie activists with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the prisoners might turn on you too if you’re not careful. join now for a crazy adventure like no other!

CarbonCrazyCrafts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crops Grown:	6574
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server, right? and like, the forest soil is all crazy and stuff, releasing more carbon than it absorbs! like, what even is that? but it’s like a wild experiment, man. you gotta join this server to see it for yourself. plus, the trees are all talking and dancing, it’s a whole party up in here. come join the fun and help save the planet, one block at a time!

Pixelmon Astral Adventure: Where Mobs are Rainbow, Crates are Bingo, and Webstore Gifts are Free!

Adult Owned, Adventure, Astral, Astral Pixelmon, Bingo, Crates, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, free, Gifts, Gts, Gym Leaders, http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/, mobs, Modded, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pixelmon Raids, play.astralpixelmon.com, Pokebags, RAINBOW, Timber Mod, Webstore, Wondertrade

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Astral Pixelmon

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokemon’s EV stats efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a unique bingo-style game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokedex
Custom Crates	Unlock special items through custom crates
Adult Owned	Managed by adults for a mature gaming environment
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to all members of the LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade Pokemon with a random player for a surprise
Pokebags	Special bags holding random items and Pokemon
Pixelmon Raids	Join forces to defeat powerful Pixelmon together
Gambling	Take risks for potential rewards in the server’s games of chance
Timber Mod	Chop down trees efficiently with the Timber mod
Resource World	Explore a separate world for gathering resources
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter traditional Minecraft mobs in addition to Pixelmon
Custom Textures	Enjoy unique visual designs for Pixelmon and items
Gym Leaders	Challenge specialized gym leaders for badges and rewards
GTS	Trade Pokemon with players across the server through the Global Trade Station

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

Question: Is the server suitable for children?

Answer: While the server is family-friendly, it is primarily geared towards an adult audience. Parents should monitor their child’s interactions.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: You can connect by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client.

Question: Are there any rules on the server?

Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules that promote fair play, respect, and community engagement. These rules are enforced by our staff members.

For more information and updates, join our Discord community at http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	215	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the blocks are endless and the adventures are insane! Join us if you want to experience the craziest virtual world ever created.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground village filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find this village, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited diamonds and gold!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a giant slime or a fire-breathing dragon. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire in Minecraft?!

Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yes, you heard that right. Candy mountains, candy rivers, even candy creepers! It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

HolyBasedCraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	126	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Farms Harvested:	762
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because HOLY BASED is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can do the Chicken Dance perfectly.

And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon, where players ride on flying llamas armed with enchanted swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY BASED and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendBash Minecraft Server

aita, boundaries in relationships, boyfriend issues, boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendBash, communication in relationships, friend group, friendship boundaries, friendship conflicts, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, keeping secrets, loyalty, maintaining friendships, Minecraft, navigating relationships, personal autonomy, relationship boundaries, relationship challenges, secret friendship, Server, social life, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where you can build friendships without any boyfriend drama! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real life problems and focus on crafting the perfect virtual world.

Join us and build a fortress stronger than any relationship drama! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a loyal Minecraft buddy by your side? Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players trying to navigate the treacherous waters of love and friendship. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and adventures that await you on our server.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a wild ride of friendship, fun, and maybe even a little bit of romance (but only if you want it)! Who knew that building blocks could lead to building lifelong friendships? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

PieCraftMamaNoTeach

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	71

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family recipes! Just like how this player’s mom’s pie recipe is a sacred tradition, we have our own secret recipe for the best virtual pie in the game. Join us and learn the ways of crafting the most delicious pixelated pie that will make your virtual family drool with envy.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like this player’s stepmom trying to steal the pie recipe, we have players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on our secret recipe. Will you protect it with all your might, or will you be the one to finally crack the code and become the ultimate pie master?

Join us now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the deliciousness that awaits you on our server. Who knew that a simple pie recipe could cause so much chaos in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

ForgiveCraft: Worst Moments

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Have you ever forgiven someone for stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world – just make sure to watch your back for those sneaky diamond thieves!

KiloLagCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so this server is like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like seriously dude. you gotta join this server if you wanna have a blast and party with some crazy players. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like, “whoa, that’s some serious bling for your number two.”

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. plus, we have a petting zoo with baby creepers that you can cuddle and feed cookies to.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. milisecond sounds fine but kilosecond sounds weird, am i right?