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FakeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so unreal, it’s like stepping into a virtual reality world!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through the sky, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you! Just remember, it’s not real brosno fucking wayit just ain’t fuckin real!

PotionCrafters: Small Doses, Big Problems

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

join dis server if u want to survive like a boss in a world where drinking poison is the key to success! we got crazy challenges like finding the rarest mushroom in the land of exploding chickens. if u can survive that, u can survive anything! plus, our admin once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come join us and show off ur epic survival skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!

CaffeineCraft: Brain Drain Bonanza

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	8837
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT ALL DA BLOCKS U COULD EVER WANT AND MORE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U GET SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING PIGS AND LASER EYES!

WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THERE’S A CREEPER ARMY GUARDING IT!

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CAFFEINE FOUNTAIN THAT MAKES U BUILD FASTER AND JUMP HIGHER? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT BY THE CREEPER ARMY, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE. LOL!

Granny Smith’s Ultra-Spicy Hardcore Vanilla Server: Now with extra prizes and a side of Discord!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 259 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 225 weeks now. Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel.
Server IP	Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP if you prefer 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn. Examples: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any specific server rules?	Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.
What are the special features of the Apocalypse DataPack?	Players killed by a zombie become a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, web-spinning spiders, defending Ox-Heads, the deadly Litch, Herobrine, and Medusa guarding the Nether.
What is the Discord invite link?	https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
How does the scoring system work on the server?	Players earn +1 point per minute alive and +1 point per experience point earned. Various actions in the game have different point values.

KnightKing’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring you fortune and romance? Look no further, because on our server, not only will you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you might just meet a dark, handsome stranger who will sweep you off your blocky feet! Who needs real life when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now for a chance at true love and epic adventures! 💎❤️ #MinecraftRomance #BlockyLoveStory

NihongoNoobz Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even Google Translate can’t handle it! Join us for a wacky adventure where you’ll encounter ninja creepers, samurai skeletons, and maybe even a Godzilla-sized Ender Dragon! Our community is so diverse that we have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars (they love playing Minecraft, who knew?). So come on down and join the fun, just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a distracted dad at a pool party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this mom’s husband who can’t seem to keep an eye on his son!

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.

So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

MinecraftProposalDrama

Abuse, adhd, anxiety disorder, autism, Boundaries, Communication, depression, dramatic, Flashbacks, friendship, Guilt, mental health, MinecraftProposalDrama, Proposal, ptsd, sensitivity, shame, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendships that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet Laura, the queen of mental health labels, who will have you questioning your own sanity as she navigates through anxiety, depression, autism, and ADHD all in one Minecraft world. Will she find the diamond of self-discovery or get lost in the caves of confusion? Only time will tell!

Witness Matt’s epic proposal to Grace, complete with a post-engagement party that will make you wish you were invited. But watch out for Laura, who may or may not show up due to her fear of relationship trauma. Will she crash the party or build her own fortress of solitude?

And don’t forget our protagonist, the PTSD survivor who’s not afraid to speak her mind. When the drama hits the fan, she’s there to set the record straight and call out the theatrics. Will she save the day or become the villain in this pixelated soap opera?

Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a few creeper explosions. Who needs reality TV when you have the drama of virtual blocks?

RealityCheck Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, altered perception, auditory hallucinations, bipolar disorder, cognitive impairment, delusions, disconnection from reality, disorganized thinking, dissociation, emotional instability, Hallucinations, irrational beliefs, mental health, Minecraft, PARANOIA, psychiatric symptoms, Psychosis, reality testing, realitycheck, schizophrenia, Server, signs of losing touch with reality, Visual hallucinations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you seeing signs of someone losing touch with reality? Well, maybe it’s time for them to join our wacky Minecraft server! Our server is so crazy that it will make them question what is real and what is just a blocky dream.

Join us and experience mind-bending adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and getting lost in a maze filled with talking chickens.

Forget about reality, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and let your mind be blown by the insanity that awaits you!

Ex-Girlfriend’s Minecraft Exposed

BETRAYAL, boyfriends, Cheating, DATING, ex boyfriends, exgirlfriends, EXPOSED, HEARTBREAK, hindsight, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lessons learned, Lies, Minecraft, moving on, red flags, reddit, regrets, relationships, Secrets, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5307
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Hey gamers, ever wonder what happened to the guy she told you not to worry about? Well, on our Minecraft server, he’s actually a friendly NPC who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off! Join now for the chance to show off your sick moves and score some epic loot. Who knew jealousy could lead to such awesome rewards in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

BanglaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	1599
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more chaos than Bangladesh’s Supreme Court! our job quotas are as non-existent as a unicorn riding a rainbow! no deadly protests here, just pure fun and madness!

we have more surprises than a clown car at a circus! build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world! it’s a wild ride that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! let’s create chaos together!