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Crafty Creeper Chaos Co.

Anime, bland, Boring, Chaos, Crafty, creeper, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, dull, lackluster, low quality., Megaton-kyuu Musashi, negative feedback, Overlooked, poor reception, Thread, Trash, unappealing, unexciting, unimpressive, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unpopular

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring, trashy Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a pet dragon to fly you around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to epic battles and reward you with rare loot if you can defeat him. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Brisk PvP: The Modded Minecraft Meltdown with Geopolitical Chaos!

books, Brisk, Chaos, communist, deity, Discord, ENERGY, Engineering, Faction, Factions, Geopolitical, Industry, Lore, Magic, Meltdown, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mud, nation, Pigs, PvP, SKY, society, Spells, tech tree, Vote, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Brisk Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Geopolitical Minecraft server where players can create and lead nations, engage in warfare, explore magic, and industrialize
Major Nations	Gaians, Principality of Cockshire, Kutzians
Tech Tree System	Locked features behind voting every 2 days, tied to server lore
Modpack	Includes mods such as Create, Immersive Engineering, Applied Energistics 2, Botania, and more

FAQ

Q: What is Brisk’s server theme?	A: Geopolitical gameplay where players lead nations and engage in various activities
Q: Can players create their own nations?	A: Yes, it is encouraged for new players to create new nations and participate in warfare
Q: Are there restrictions on griefing and theft?	A: The server has less restrictive rules on griefing and theft due to its geopolitical nature
Q: How often are new features unlocked in the tech tree system?	A: New features are unlocked through voting every 2 days
Q: Where can I find the modpack for Brisk?	A: The modpack can be found in the discord link provided in the overview

PokeLeaf VS Hypixel

Adventuremode, AwesomeGameplay, battlearena, BattleTournaments, CasualPlay, competitivegaming, CoolMinecraftServer, CustomWarps, Economy, EpicPokemon, EvolutionaryJourney, ExcitingPixelmon, LegendaryBattles, Legendarypokemon, MagicalRealm, Pixelmon, pokemart, PokemonSkins, RankedBattle, UniqueServer, VirtualQuests

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

**FAQ:**

**1. What is Hypixel known for?**

*Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of minigames, and constant updates and events.*

**2. What sets PokeLeaf apart from other servers?**

*PokeLeaf specializes in Pixelmon, featuring exclusive Pokemon skins, a competitive and casual gameplay environment, and custom warps.*

**3. Can I expect a lot of competition on Hypixel?**

*Yes, Hypixel has a competitive atmosphere with a wide range of minigames to challenge players.*

**4. How does PokeLeaf stand out in the Minecraft server community?**

*PokeLeaf stands out with its focus on Pixelmon, unique Pokemon skins, and a mix of competitive and casual gameplay options.*

**5. Which server is better for players looking for a new experience?**

*Players looking for a new experience may enjoy trying out PokeLeaf for its specialization in Pixelmon and unique features.*

Pixel Pals Playhouse

adventure games, classic gaming, detective, Exploration, game development, Gaming Community, graphic adventures, indie games, Interactive Fiction, lucasarts, monkey island, Mystery, narrative driven, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, point-and-click, point-and-click adventures, puzzle solving, Retro, Sierra, storytelling, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Votes:	5308
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so realistic you’ll swear you’re actually mining diamonds in real life! Join us for epic adventures as you navigate through a world filled with pixelated wonders and dangers.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our community is full of players who love to share their wildest graphic adventure stories, from fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a roller coaster that launches you into the clouds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as obsessed with graphic adventures as you are? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare artifacts. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate adventurer? Join us and find out!

TendieCraft: Where Frennz Feast on Chicken Nuggets!

chicken, chicken tenders, chimkin, comfort food, cravings, CRISPY, DELICIOUS, dipping sauce, eating tendies, fast food, feast, Food, Frennz, fried chicken, Friends, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, nuggets, Savory, snack, Tasty, TendieCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4358
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the chickens have taken over and are demanding sacrifices of chimkin nuggets! That’s right, the only way to survive on our server is to appease the chimkin overlords with delicious nuggets made from their brethren. But be careful, if you don’t keep up with their demands, they’ll peck you to death with their sharp beaks! So come join us for a clucking good time and see if you have what it takes to please the chimkin kind!

Charms so fresh, they’re still raw! Join Vanilla Charm for unlimited fun with 30 slots and an active community on version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, 30 slots, Active, active community, building, Charm, charms, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Fresh, Friendly staff, Fun, Griefing, Join, Minecraft, Mob Farming, new chunk loading, No Lag, PvP, Raiding, Raw, redstone machines, Server, Slots, spawn protection, stealing, Support, Teaming, Theyre, Unlimited, unlimited farming, Vanilla, Version, world backups

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Star Shards Collected:	221	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Two Times A Charm Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Overview	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 BlocksWorlds: Backed up daily

FAQ

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)

No Hacking
No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Racisms
No Lag Machines
No Threating
No X-Ray
No Bullying
Keep Chat Clean
Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)

PVP
Teaming
Unlimited Farming
Greifing
Mob Farming
Redstone Machines
Building
New Chunk Loading
Stealing
Raiding

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again! #MAGA

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a rally in Schnecksville, PA! Join us for some border bloodbath action in Grand Rapids, MI or vote in the Florida Primary like Trump did! We even have a special appearance by Trump himself in New York City – it’s gonna be huge! Build your own wall, make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now! #MinecraftForTrump #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #BuildTheBestWall

Crafty Babies United – Where you can mine diamonds and call your friends ‘baby’ all day long!

AMERICANS, babies, baby, Bǎobèi, Call, Chinese, Communication, Crafty, Cross-cultural, cultural borrowing, Day, diamonds, endearment, etymology, Friends, fun fact, Language, Long, love, Nickname, Origin, relationships, romance, significant others, terms of endearment, Treasure, Trivia, United

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we call our players “baobabies” because they are all treasures to us? Join us and become part of our wacky family where we mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of baobabies to play with? Come join the fun and see why our server is the real treasure!

Just Bucket! Where creepers pay rent and zombies sign up for the job fair.

Active Discord, bedrock edition, bucket, Community Experience, CREEPERS, custom crafting, Discord, discord community, Dynmap, fair, Griefprevention, Growing Community, java edition, Job, Pay, Port 25566, quality of life, Ranks, Rent, Semi Vanilla, sign, smp, Tight-Knit Community, Timber, Ultimate Gear, Vein Miner, zombies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Just Bucket
Server Type	SMP, Skyblock
Features	Economy, Jobs, Fishing Tournaments, Discord, Ranks
Java Edition IP	JustBucket.Minecraft.Best
Bedrock Edition IP	JustBucket.Minecraft.Best Port 25566

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, you can join the server with the Bedrock Edition using the IP JustBucket.Minecraft.Best and port 25566.

Q: Are there any grief prevention plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have a GriefPrevention plugin to prevent griefing on the server.

Q: Is the server community active and friendly?

A: Yes, we have an active and friendly player base as well as experienced staff members to assist you.

Q: What are some unique plugins on the server?

A: Some unique plugins on the server include Vein-Miner, MCMMO, Custom Crafting, Dynmap, and Timber.

Q: How can I join the server Discord community?

A: You can join our active Discord community by following this link: https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP

Hopela – Survival VS Hypixel

Adventure, brave challenge, diverse professions, engaging gameplay, epic adventure, epic levels, exciting quests, hidden surprises, immersive survival, immersive-journey, legendary adventure, legendary quest, Minecraft plushie, mysterious dungeon, Quest, skill showcase, special challenge, Survival, Treasure hunt, unique experience, valuable prize

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	386	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Hypixel	Hopela – Survival
Pros	Pros
– One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	– Unique and immersive survival experience
– Wide variety of minigames and game modes	– Over 800 exciting quests
– Active community and frequent updates	– Reach up to level 70 with epic adventures
– Regular events and competitions	– Various professions to explore and showcase skills
Cons	Cons
– Can be overwhelming for new players	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Some game modes may have longer wait times	– Limited number of dungeons and challenges

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Hopela – Survival.
Which server offers more unique quests and adventures?	Hopela – Survival offers over 800 exciting quests and the opportunity to reach level 70 with epic adventures.
Which server has a more diverse range of game modes?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes for players to enjoy.
Which server has a more active community and frequent updates?	Hypixel is known for its active community and regular updates to keep players engaged.
Which server has more professions and skills to showcase?	Hopela – Survival offers various professions for players to explore and showcase their skills.