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so /tv/ Minecraft SMP, I understand you’re getting older

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

Miscraft: Miscarriage Cleanup OP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	250	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of redstone!

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s closer than a trio of housemates sharing a bathroom. And speaking of bathrooms, be prepared for unexpected surprises – just like the time one player accidentally flushed someone’s “baby” down the toilet (don’t worry, it was just a Minecraft pet).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional outbursts, join our server today! Just make sure to keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know what might disappear next!

SecretCraft: Keep It Quiet

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4682	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild!

Join us and escape from the monotony of real life by diving into a world where you can build towering castles, dig deep underground for rare resources, and battle mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on you).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and eccentric as you are. From a group of friendly llamas who roam the land offering sage advice, to a mysterious wizard who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with a flick of his wand, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner Minecraft master shine! Just be sure to keep your real-life secrets safe from the prying eyes of the Creeper spies…

Sneaky Kleenex Bedside Lotion

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4372	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own kleenex and lotion dispenser next to ur bed without anyone judgin u!!! trust me, u gonna need that lotion after u see all the hot lava and steamy caves we got in store for u 😉 plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and gold that u can use to buy urself a fancy bedazzled kleenex box!!! so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get weird with it 😜😂🔥🌋💎🧻🧴 #minecraft #lotionfordays #kleenexgang

Fungi Free Zone: Y17991 Fun!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have created a magical potion called Y17991 that makes you invincible to all the creepers and zombies in the game! you can roam around without a care in the world, slaying mobs left and right like a true warrior.

our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. you can team up with other players to defeat giant bosses and conquer dungeons filled with treasure.

not to mention, our server has the most epic builds you have ever seen. from towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, there is no limit to what you can create.

so come join us and experience the thrill of playing on the best minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it!

💥BREAKTIME💯 – YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME!⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Crops Grown:	2758	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

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Legendary Realms: Where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and pretend you’re in a real-life RPG! Level up your dirt shoveling skills here!

Abilities, active community, Adventure, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Dangerous dungeons, diamonds, Dirt, Events, friendly community, interactive events, Legendary, LEVEL, lore-rich, mythic mobs, packed, powerful bosses, PRETEND, Quests, Reallife, Realms, Riches, RPG, shoveling, Skills, smp, Trade, Ultimate adventurer, Youre

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

About the Server: Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just your average survival experience? We have a unique blend of classic survival and exciting RPG content. Whether you’re in the mood for a chill survival session or ready to dive into epic quests, we’ve got you covered!

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What worlds are available on the server?	You can choose between the traditional survival world or explore our custom RPG world filled with dungeons, bosses, and quests.
How can I level up my abilities?	Use MCMMO to level up your abilities and become a stronger adventurer in mining, fishing, or battling enemies.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, there is a fully functioning economy with player-run auctions for buying and selling items.
What makes the community active?	The server is packed with features, plugins, custom mobs, items, and crafting systems that keep the experience unique and engaging for all players.

WTF Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	840539
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Strongest Maid Minecraft SMP History Movie

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us and become part of the craziest community of players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the strongest maid in history is getting her own movie, and you can be a part of her epic adventures on our server. From battling creepers with her trusty feather duster to building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen, this maid is a force to be reckoned with.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to experience it for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!

Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).