fucking retards – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MugCraft Server – No Lies, Just Mugs!

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother, Communication, emotional manipulation, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Golden Child, Guilt, Honesty, Individuality, Lies, Manipulation, MugCraft, Mugs, relationships, self worth, Self-expression, Server, sibling, validation, youngest child

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to send passive-aggressive mugs to your siblings without actually wanting to, just like in this story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good mix of cheesy and tacky, just like that dollar store mug. And if you’re not the favorite child in your family, don’t worry – you’ll be the favorite player on our server!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being misunderstood and labeled as mean and ungrateful, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to never go with the flow – because where’s the fun in that?

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WidowCraft – No GF Demands

belongings, compromise, Conflict, Connection, Demands, Girlfriend, History, Honoring, late wife, Memory, moving forward, relationship, sentimental value, Storage, Tension, WidowCraft, widower

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen! Join now to witness the battle between a 40-year-old widower, his 10-year-old daughter, and his new girlfriend Sarah over who gets to keep the late wife’s belongings in the house. Will the daughter maintain a connection to her mother through these items? Will Sarah ever feel comfortable in a home filled with reminders of the past? Find out on our server, where drama is always brewing and relationships are put to the test! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous requests!

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PixelPatriots Minecraft Server

200M, arms trade, Breach, China, defense tech, embargo, export control, Exporting, Fine, fined, illegal, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, penalty, PixelPatriots, Prohibited, RTX, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, VIOLATION

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.

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GazaGriefGoneWild

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., emergency response, foreign intervention, Gaza convoy, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefGoneWild, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian mission, idf, international aid, international relations, Middle East conflict, military strike, non-governmental organization, Palestinian territories, peacekeeping efforts, security breach, unvetted people, US aid group

so, like, u kno this server? it’s like, so totally epic cuz we got this crazy story to tell u. so, like, there was this aid group, right? and they were all like, “yo, let’s go to Gaza and help out.” but get this, they got taken over by these totally unvetted people! like, who even does that? anyway, then the IDF comes in and just strikes them down. it was like, boom, kaboom, you’re outta here! but like, don’t worry, our server is way more chill than that. come join us and have a blast, for realz. we promise no unvetted people will take over our server, pinky swear!

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UnderwearCraft: Where half the fun is picking the right shade of vanilla! 25 and over only. RIP, Hermitcraft.

adult players, Builds, Communication, Community, data packs, Discord link, Enderman Griefing, English language, Fun, hermitcraft, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Heads, Picking, Player Shops, pranks, PvP, RIP, rules, Season, shade, smp, Survival, UnderwearCraft, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelisted

UnderscoreCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	25+
Seasons	6th Season
Maps	6-12 months duration
Language	English
Rules	Respectful gameplay, no stealing or griefing
Data Packs	Various enhancements and features
Other Info	Unique player shops, community projects, TNT duping allowed
Server Info	30 player slots, Java Edition 1.21, Difficulty: Hard

For Discord Link, please message the server admin.

UnderscoreCraft Server FAQ

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join by messaging the admin for a Discord link and getting whitelisted.

Q: What are the rules of the server? A: The rules include being respectful, no stealing or griefing, and using common sense.

Q: Are pranks and PVP allowed on the server? A: Yes, pranks, jokes, and PVP are allowed as long as they are mutual.

Q: What are some of the data packs used on the server? A: Some data packs include Anti-Enderman Griefing, More Mob Heads, and Single Player Sleep.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server? A: Yes, there is a shopping district for unique player shops.

Q: How long do maps typically last on the server? A: Maps generally last 6-12 months depending on updates and community opinion.

Q: Can I use TNT duping on the server? A: Yes, TNT duping is allowed but should be used responsibly.

IndiCraft Server: Land of the Superpowers

Achievements, Chess, Diplomacy, facilitating peace, Geopolitics, Global influence, India, Indicraft, innovation, international relations, Land, leadership, modi, moon landing, Peacebuilding, progress, Server, space exploration, strategic partnerships, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology, World champion, Zelensky

🌕🚀 Ready to join a Minecraft server that is out of this world? Our server is so advanced, we helped facilitate peace between countries like India and Ukraine while landing on the moon at the same time! 🕊️🏆 Plus, rumor has it that our top player is on track to become the world champion at chess – all thanks to the skills they’ve honed on our server! 🤯 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic journey – join us now and see what other unbelievable feats we can accomplish together! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #CraziestServerEver

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Minecraft SMP: The Elder Blocks General

Adult General, blocks, Character Sheet, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, Elder, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, general, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, RUASLEEP, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, smp, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a mudcrab in a bonnet? Look no further, because our server is more wild than a dragon on skooma! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and more drama than a Thalmor party.

We’ve got mods that will make your head spin faster than a Whiterun guard chasing a thief. Want to turn your character into a waifu? We’ve got you covered. Need some lore to impress your friends? We’ve got more lore than you can shake a Wabbajack at.

And don’t even get us started on our treasure trove of patches and archives. It’s like finding a sweetroll in a bandit’s pocket. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Dragonborn of the server. Just watch out for creepers shouting “Fus Ro Dah” at you!

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GF Money Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Communication, decision, emotions, finances, gambling, Gaming, genshin impact, Gifts, Girlfriend, Guilt, long distance, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, relationship, Request, SAVING, Server, SPENDING, trip, woes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise there are no romance scams involved, just pure blocky fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises.

Are you tired of long distance relationships causing drama? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual love story with your Minecraft girlfriend! No more asking for money to spend on Genshin Impact, just pure pixelated love and friendship.

Save up for that trip to see your virtual girlfriend in person within the next year or two! Who needs real-life money when you can spend it on virtual adventures in our server? Plus, no need to worry about getting ghosted for the rest of the day – our virtual girlfriends will always be there for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life relationship drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to pixelated happiness with us!

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BroBroFav vs SisSisMiss

autism, Birthday Party, BroBroFav, family dynamics, favoritism, neglect, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parenting, sibling bonding, sibling comparison, sibling conflict, sibling favoritism, sibling jealousy, sibling love, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisSisMiss, special treatment, spoiled brat

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality and fairness for all players! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t be neglected like poor Dorian? Well, look no further! On our server, everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not the favorite child.

We promise not to give iPhones to one player and pencils to another. Nope, everyone gets the same epic loot and rewards here. Plus, no tantrums allowed – unless they’re in-game, of course.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life for a world where everyone is valued and appreciated. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some long-lost siblings to team up with on your Minecraft journey!

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MalayalamMovieMadness Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, Actors, allegations, Bollywood, Cinema, controversy, Directors, Entertainment, film industry, Harassment, India, Justice, Malayalam movie industry, MalayalamMovieMadness, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, rape, scandal, Server, sexual assault, survivors, Victims

LOL Y’ALL WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN MOVIE SET! OUR PLAYERS BE ACTIN’ LIKE MALAYALAM ACTORS AND DIRECTORS, FACING SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS LEFT AND RIGHT! WE GOT SCANDALS, WE GOT BETRAYALS, WE GOT MORE PLOT TWISTS THAN A SOAP OPERA! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME, WHERE EVERY BLOCK PLACED COMES WITH A SIDE OF DRAMA! LET’S GET IT, FOLKS!

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