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ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1245
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Buildings Constructed:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Potions Brewed:	67
Star Shards Collected:	121	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	4694	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Crops Grown:	5299
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7452
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Pixelated Pooptopia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Christ is KingCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Towns Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	7538
Ores Mined:	7023	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Farms Harvested:	439
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7364	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.

But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!

SassyCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	293	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Enchantments Applied:	97

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this fantastical realm.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on the back of a FLYING PIG while battling a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords that shoot RAINBOW LASERS. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every player gets a pet DANCING CREEPER that knows how to bust a move like no other?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON that guards a treasure trove of ENDLESS DIAMONDS. And if you manage to defeat this mighty beast, you will be granted the power of UNLIMITED TNT to wreak havoc on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality. Just remember to use the code 05016ae381a59e4135c38ed28758b1b88424406808758f825c68aa4fabff7b403f to unlock all the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Crafty Old Farts – Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Animals Bred:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs and adventures!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has been known to host tea parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted toilet hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And if you manage to tame a pig riding a chicken, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!