fucking kek – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

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Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, custody, DadCraft, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family, Father, forgiveness, half-sibling, Minecraft, parenting, reconciliation, rejection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Siblings, stepfamily, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Need a break from your dad’s affair drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your own world and forget about all the family nonsense going on in real life.

Join us and build a virtual family that actually cares about you! No more dealing with half-siblings you never wanted – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and outrageous time like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CousinCraft: No Drama Zone

abusive parents, Argument, CousinCraft, cousins, curse out, Drama, easy life, family, financial aid, Friends, hard work, immigrant parents, mad, NYC, partying, privileged, Rich, spoiled, Struggle, Successful, Upset, Zone

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the ultimate struggle of trying to survive in a virtual world!

Join us and you’ll be faced with challenges that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about privilege and hardship. Just like the spoiled cousin in the story, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire from scratch. No handouts here, just blood, sweat, and tears (virtual tears, of course).

Think you’re tough? Think again. Our server will push you to your limits and make you question your own strength. Can you handle the pressure? Can you survive in a world where everything is out to get you?

So if you want a taste of real struggle and a chance to prove your strength, join our server now. But be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart. Only the strongest will survive in this crazy virtual world. Are you up for the challenge?

MineCraftySlimmingTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch those pixels melt away faster than a creeper in sunlight! Our virtual workouts will have you mining and crafting your way to a slimmer avatar in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight-loss properties. So come join us and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

F16FunCraft: Jetting into Summer

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lol u ever seen a pig fly? well get ready to see some f-16 jets flying over ukraine this summer on our minecraft server! why join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar. they saw our server and were like “holy cow, this place is lit!” so they started playing and now they’re bffs. true story. also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake? yep, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the epic adventure of ukraine and f-16 jets in minecraft land!

BaconCraft: Less Explosions!

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hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA jOIN oUR mINECRAFT sERVER? wELL lET mE tELL yOU, wE hAVE tHE bEST bACON iN tHE wORLD! i kNOW wHAT yOU’RE tHINKING, “wHAT dOES bACON hAVE tO dO wITH mINECRAFT?” bUT lET mE tELL yOU, oUR bACON iS sO gOOD tHAT iF yOU eAT iT, yOU wILL bE cRAZY gOOD aT pLAYING mINECRAFT! lIKE, yOU wILL bE aBLE tO bUILD a cASTLE oUT oF bACON! aND hERE’S tHE bEST pART, pEOPLE wHO eAT bACON aRE sTATISTICALLY lESS lIKELY tO bLOW tHEMSELVES uP! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND eAT sOME bACON, yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!

VibraCraft: PeniClit Power Unleashed

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like unlocking the sensory secrets of ur penis and clitoris! Like, did u know there are nerve cells that detect vibrations and make u do sexual stuff like get erections? It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with sexy vibes! Join now and experience the wildest sensations in the blocky world! It’s gonna blow ur mind, literally!

Starbound

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🌌 Welcome to Starbound! 🌌

Are you ready to embark on an interstellar adventure? Join Starbound, an economy SMP with a unique space theme, where the stars are just the beginning of your journey!

🌠 Server Features 🌠

Economy System: Build your wealth and trade with other players. Our balanced economy ensures that everyone has a fair chance to prosper!Crates: Unlock exciting rewards with our crate system! Earn keys through gameplay, events, and challenges to discover rare and valuable items.Towny Plugin: Establish your own town, join forces with other players, and create thriving communities. Protect your land, collaborate on projects, and rise to prominence.Small, Close-Knit Community: We pride ourselves on fostering a welcoming and easy-going environment. Here, you’re not just another player—you’re part of the family.Events and Competitions: Participate in regular events and competitions that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Win amazing prizes and show off your skills!

💬 Join Our Community 💬

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

🔗 Connect with Us 🔗

Server IP: play.mcstarbound.usServer Version: 1.20.6Discord: Join Our Discord! (Join us for updates, support, and to meet fellow players!)

Embark on your space-bound journey today! The cosmos is calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound. 🚀

play.mcstarbound.us

Secret Haven: Where players pretend they’re experts but get lost on a simple map!

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Veiled Haven SMP

Server Type	Vanilla+
Version	Java 1.20.6
Mods	Minimal, enhancing vanilla experience
Age Restriction	16+
Communication	Discord
Website	Veiled Haven SMP Website

FAQ

How do I apply to join Veiled Haven SMP?

To apply, visit our website at https://veiled-haven.net/ and fill out the application form at the bottom. We will contact you via Discord once your application is approved.

What is the server’s focus?

We focus on creating a mature and respectful atmosphere for our community members to enjoy a balanced and consistent gameplay experience.

Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, our server has an age restriction of 16+ to maintain a mature environment.

How can I communicate with other players?

We primarily use Discord for communication, allowing for seamless coordination and interaction within the community.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure the safety and inclusivity of our community members.

MineCraft Heroes Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures in a world where heroes come to life.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our event calendar is so lit that even the gods of Askr are jealous. We have timelines that make Doctor Strange’s head spin and guides that will make you a summoning master in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our summoning cost simulator is so accurate, it predicted the next legendary hero before even IntSys did. And don’t even get me started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it made the Avengers look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even summon a hero so powerful, they’ll break the game in half. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Vtuber Revenge Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of those pesky vtubers taking over your Minecraft world with their cute avatars and wholesome content? Well, fear not, because on our server, Doki has had enough and is on a mission to destroy the entire vtuber community as revenge for stealing all the attention! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Doki and the vtubers, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a giant chicken army. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where Doki plots her next move while riding a llama dressed as a ninja. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now and be a part of the madness!