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  • Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

    Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 6892
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Alien Abductions: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5908 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PublicMC

    PublicMC
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 770
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 144 Dimension Hops: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    PublicMC is your one stop server for all your MC needs! Includes everything from bedwars to mcmmo to lifesteal to hunger games to SMPs!

    play.publicmc.com

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  • Nihilium Anarchy

    Nihilium Anarchy
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3142
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ores Mined: 5550
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join a modern cracked anarchy server with /tpa, /home, frame dupe and a growing, dedicated playerbase. Chaos, freedom, and survival await! P.S: we appreciate player feedback! Join our discord if you have any

    nihilium.org

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Phoenix {Semi Vanilla}

    Phoenix {Semi Vanilla}
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 1215
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Version 1.20.4
    Features New Player Friendly, Technical Server w/ Experimental Features
    Priorities Fun and Love

    Server Progress:

    Current Projects
    Upcoming Projects
    • Complete Demibolt + Pearl Cannon + Pearl Stasis Network
    • 150k Iron Farm
    • 600k Shulker Farm
    • New Wood District
    • 5,000^2 WR Perimeter
    • 72k Ice Farm
    • 100k Iron Farm
    Future Goal 5,000×5,000 Perimeter

    Join Us on Phoenix!

    People of ANY skill level looking to learn and STAY are invited. We accept almost everyone 13+, but we DO NOT ACCEPT CRACKED PLAYERS!!

    We need builders and there’s always something to do, lead a project or suggest a new one!

    Server Details:

    Servers run on 8+GB of DDR4 RAM on an Intel i5 12500; hosted in Falkenstein, Germany. For more server info, check the Server Uptime.

    Join our Discord community for more updates and collaboration: Discord Link

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  • Indie Watcher’s Realm 1.21.3

    Indie Watcher’s Realm 1.21.3
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 9586
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you’re tired of boring ex-corpo vtubers trying to go indie and failing miserably, then this Minecraft server is the place to be! Why waste your time watching them struggle when you can join us and have a blast building, exploring, and trolling each other in the most epic ways possible? Trust me, you won’t regret it. So come on, join us and let’s show those ex-corpo vtubers how real gamers do it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoogleCraft Minecraft Server

    GoogleCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7353
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 116 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4318 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and unnecessary fights? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any step-sibling arguments!

    On our server, you can earn virtual volunteer hours for Bright Futures just by playing the game. That’s right, no need to work at a restaurant or argue with your mom – just hop on and start racking up those hours!

    And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t earn Bright Futures hours by playing Minecraft, just whip out your phone and Google it right in their face. Because on our server, we encourage fact-checking and standing up for what’s right.

    So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual volunteer hours could be so easy to earn?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrossBoyfriendGoneAITA

    GrossBoyfriendGoneAITA
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9825
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your boyfriend’s bachelor pad? Look no further! Join our server where the creeper explosions are as chaotic as his cleaning habits.

    We promise a gaming experience so messy, you’ll feel right at home. Our players are just like your boyfriend – smart, hot, and hilarious, but with a touch of immaturity that keeps things interesting.

    Join us for a server where the only rule is to never clean up after yourself. We encourage sloppy chewing, stained shirts, and messy builds that would make even the messiest bachelor proud.

    So if you’re tired of cleaning up after everyone else, come join us and let loose in a world where messiness reigns supreme. Who needs a functioning member of society when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TulaCraft: Drone Depot Disaster

    TulaCraft: Drone Depot Disaster
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6200
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Zombie Dances: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT LITERALLY? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE DRONE ATTACKS AND OIL DEPOTS ON FIRE!

    IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN OIL DEPOT AND THEN HAVING IT ATTACKED BY DRONES, TALK ABOUT EXCITEMENT!

    WE’VE GOT CRAZY STORIES LIKE THIS HAPPENING ALL THE TIME ON OUR SERVER, YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Punisher Lifesteal

    Punisher Lifesteal
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4284
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Dragon Eggs Found: 5468
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Punisher Lifesteal has many plugins that make your gamplay experience so much better! For example there is a shop where you can buy stuff and a /sell where you can sell stuff to a bot or /ah to put stuff to a auction house for other players to buy!

    144.91.76.200:25569

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  • KoolFreedom Middle School

    KoolFreedom Middle School
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9103
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

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    Welcome to the KoolFreedom SMP.

    IP: koolfreedom.eu.org

    Discord: https://discord.gg/EBPkCjSDMW

    We hope you enjoy your stay!

    Any application for staff is greatly appreciated, and is held on our Discord server.

    **The server port is not required when entering the IP address into the Address box**

    koolfreedom.eu.org:25571

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  • United Lands

    United Lands
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9484
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

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    United Lands Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Join United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders.

    Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map. United Lands offers deep gameplay, player-driven economy, fair play, epic wars, and thrilling combat. Ready to begin your adventure?

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server IP? play.unitedlands.org
    What is the Discord community link? https://discord.unitedlands.org
    Is there a dynamic world map available? https://map.unitedlands.org
    Are there any in-game advantages for donations? No, all store items are purely cosmetic. Everyone has an equal shot at success.
    What kind of custom items are available on the server? New weaponry and exotic foods like mangoes, sushi, croissants, and more.
    How can I progress my character? Choose from 7 unique jobs, unlock powerful Masterwork Armor, and earn unique upgrades.
    Can I engage in roleplay on the server? Yes, United Lands offers immersive roleplay opportunities for players.
    Is there a player-driven economy? Yes, the marketplace allows players to buy, sell, and trade items to build their wealth.
    What scale is the Earth map on the server? 1:500 scale Earth map allowing nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep.

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