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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6043 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9623 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.