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CraftyFucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in a virtual world? Then come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you. Or how about building a beautiful castle, only to have it randomly explode because a group of mischievous players decided to set off TNT everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Grass Stacks Up Down Under Survival Towny City – No Kangaroos Allowed!

Adventuring, Allowed, ars nouveu, building, Chipped, city, Community Building, Discord, Dungeons, Events, farmers delight, GRASS, Kangaroos, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, Progression, QoL mods, Socialising, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, stacks, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, Towny, Vanilla, Waystones, world-building

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Farms Harvested:	942	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+ individuals who are looking for a calm and mature server environment.
Gameplay	Offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with mods enhancing building and adventuring, as well as quality of life mods.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Features proximity voice chat for easier communication and emphasizes community and town building.
Server Life	Admins add scripted Dungeons and hold events for players to enjoy. Rewards and loot available for completing challenges.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	For application and more information, please visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
What mods are included in the server?	Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”, with additional quality of life mods.
Is the server new?	This season has been running since early April, 2024, and may have players at different levels of progression.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	While it’s preferred for players to be 18+, the server is mainly for mature individuals seeking a relaxed atmosphere.

HousewifeHaven Minecraft Server

anger, coping, Depressed, Despair, Frustration, home all day, hopelessness, HousewifeHaven, ISOLATION, killing myself, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, roommates, self-care, Server, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy, Unhappy, woman living

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	5517
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5202	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with a NEET who never leaves? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of your unwanted housemate by building your own virtual paradise. No more listening to her complain about her day or watching her binge-watch Netflix all day long. On our server, you can create your own world where the only annoying roommate is a creeper trying to blow up your house. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you are the master of your own domain. Join now and start building your dream home away from home!

SexSlaveSMP – Choose or Roll for your Minecraft SMP Slave

BDSM, bondage, choose, control, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, mistress, power play, Roleplay, Roll, sex slave, SexSlaveSMP, Slave, smp, sub, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mines Excavated:	3909
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can choose or roll for your very own sex slave! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, here you can have your very own virtual companion to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).

MotherInLawInvasionCraft

AITAH, alarm system, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family, family dynamics, Home Invasion, home security, house cleaning, in-laws, Intruders, Key access, mother-in-law, MotherInLawInvasionCraft, personal space, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, Respect, uninvited guests

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws lurking around your virtual house! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and most importantly, no unwanted visitors checking if your virtual house is clean enough for virtual babies.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life boundary violations and bizarre excuses. Say goodbye to worrying about sloth-like intruders and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any unwanted guests.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you won’t find any mother-in-laws trying to invade your virtual space. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house possible? Join us now and let the fun begin!

SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive

Defense, defense budget, defense investment, defense strategy, Dive, East Asia security, geopolitical tensions, maritime defense, military buildup, military modernization, military procurement, military technology, national security, naval deterrence, naval power, naval warfare, PLA attacks, regional stability, submarine fleet, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwans

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen!

MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid plaques, autoimmune diseases, battle, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, disease prevention, Edition, immune system, Medical research, MSvsAlzCraft, Multiple Sclerosis, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Protective Effects, treatment strategies

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8574	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze

Heal the Squad – Where even the creepers get a bandaid! EU edition

Address, backup, bandaid, Cheating, CREEPERS, Daily, Discord, Edition, Farming, Features, Food, Griefing, heal, Iron, Minecraft, Protection, Public, PvP, Server, Spawnkilling, squad, stealing, Tools, Vanilla, Worldguard

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Server Overview
No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP
PVP is enabled
Rain is disabled
Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food)
Worldguard Protection for regulars
CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned
Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area
Farming is allowed
Daily server backup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.

What do I get in the starter kit?

The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.

How can I protect my area on the server?

Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.

Is there a discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93

What is the server address?

The server address is healthesquad.com

CupboardClearing Minecraft Server

bittersweet, CupboardClearing, emotional, emptiness, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, longing, longing for you, love, Love Lost, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, poetry, reading, relationships, Reminiscing, Sadness, separation, Server, sorrow, Waiting, yearning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ores Mined:	2145	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cupboard Clearing Challenge, where players race against the clock to clear out as many cupboards as possible. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself reading in between the lines of a Minecraft sign and missing it all the time.

ChefCrafting in Minecraft SMP

ChefCrafting, Cooking, cooking skills, cooking styles, cooking techniques, cooking traditions, culinary heritage, culinary knowledge, culinary traditions, cultural cooking, cultural cuisine, food preparation, home cooking, homemade meals, local dishes, local ingredients, Minecraft, national dishes, regional cooking, smp, traditional cooking methods, traditional cooking practices, traditional recipes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Emeralds Found:	1274
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of burning down your virtual kitchen in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your pixelated life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic cooking challenges that will have you whipping up gourmet meals in no time! From baking cakes with explosive ingredients to grilling steaks on a lava pit, our cooking competitions will have you laughing, crying, and possibly setting your computer on fire (just kidding, please don’t do that). So come join us and show off your culinary skills, or lack thereof, in the most chaotic kitchen you’ll ever experience!

PronounceMyCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, culture, family, heritage, Identity, last name, linguistic, name change, Origin, personal choice, pride, PROFESSIONAL, PronounceMyCraft, pronunciation, relationships, Respect, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3044	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	889791
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Farms Harvested:	887
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your last name can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with mispronunciations, family feuds, and linguistic battles.

Are you tired of boring last names that everyone can pronounce? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos of unique names with lots of consonants in repetition. Who needs a simple last name when you can have one that confuses everyone around you?

Join us and experience the thrill of asserting your right to pronounce your own name however you want. Take a stand against the tyranny of incorrect pronunciations and show the world that you are the master of your own linguistic destiny.

But beware, family members may try to hold onto outdated pronunciations from decades past. Will you stand your ground and demand the respect you deserve? Or will you let them continue to butcher your name in front of your friends and colleagues?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the name battles begin! It’s a virtual world where last names reign supreme and drama is always just around the corner. Join us now and show the world that you are not to be messed with when it comes to pronouncing your own name!