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Epic Adventure Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, biggest load, biggest load of bullshit, biggest load of fucking bullshit, Epic, fucking bullshit, Realm

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	9493
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Lolz, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a magical unicorn pooping rainbows kind of amazing.

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, man.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant your wildest wishes, like turning your diamond sword into a lightsaber or giving you a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So come on, join the madness and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS OF THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, community-driven, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, limitless possibilities, long-lasting, Minecraft, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

eu2-free.falixserver.net:41035

Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

#Penance, 0011, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Anchor in the Deep, arknights, Arknights General, Battles, blocky, Caster Ebenholz, Caster Harmonie, CN Content, Defender Ashlock, Defender Aurora, Defender Firewhahistle, Defender Underflow, EPOQUE, Fartooth, Gladiia, Global Content, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Guard Viviana, JP content, Kirara, KR content, Lessing skin, Lone Trail Rerun, Melanite, Minecraft, paprika, Path of Life, Saga, Server, Shalem, Silence The Paradigmatic skin, Sniper Lunacub, Sniper Typhon, Supporter Gnosis, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Lucilla, Test Re-Edition, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile, Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kirara’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it makes the Lone Trail event look like a walk in the park. Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to the Path of Life where you can find the legendary Defender Underflow – rumor has it, he can tank a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! How about battling it out with 6* Guard Ulpianus, who wields a diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter? Or teaming up with Supporter Lucilla and Supporter Grain Buds to create the ultimate potion of invincibility?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a special event called Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun – where you can earn the coveted Lessing skin that turns your character into a literal diamond block. Don’t believe us? Check out our website and database for proof that this server is the real deal.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a Minecraft empire that will make even Notch jealous!

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Appointed Leicester Heacoach Minecraft SMP

appointed, Appointment, career, Coach, debut, Dutch, football, former player, Heacoach, leadership, Leicester, Manager, manchester united, Minecraft, Nistelrooy, premier league, press conference, real madrid, RUUD, Ruud van Nistelrooy, smp, squad, strategy, Tactics, tactics analysis, Training, van

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3091	New Chunks Explored:	954859
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

NoRespect Minecraft Server

Blonde hair, blue eyes, classmate, cruel intentions, Deepthroat, degradation, Disrespect, DOMINANCE, Femininity, fetish, gender, hatefuck, Identity, jawline, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, NoRespect, power play, Server, Submission, taboo, troon

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	143	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate party animal.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Troon Slayer”, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7038	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	195
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Emeralds Found:	6243	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	234	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Animals Bred:	98
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchantments Applied:	220	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6847	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Crops Grown:	7484	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru