fucking assholes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP
cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors
Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

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TrumpCraft: Build Walls, Not Bridges
Bridges, BUILD, defence spending, defense budget, defense policy, european security, european union, foreign policy, gdp, global defense., international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military expenditure, Military Funding, national security, nato, NATO members, Poland, transatlantic relations., trump, Trumpcraft, united states, walls
so like, this server is like the ultimate defense training ground, bro. we’re talking building fortresses, crafting weapons, and protecting your land from creepers and zombies. and get this, if you join, you’ll be helping Poland support Trump’s call for NATO members to spend 5% of GDP on defense. yeah, you heard that right. so come join us and show those mobs who’s boss while also supporting international politics. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CraftyEats – FoodieRankings
consumers, CraftyEats, Food Awareness, food choices, Food Database, Food Industry, Food Information, Food Labels, food products, Food Rankings, food selection, food shopping, Food Transparency, FoodieRankings, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy living, nutrition, processed foods, rankings, Research Database, TrueFood
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a research database for 50,000 processed foods cuz who doesn’t wanna know the best snacks to munch on while playing minecraft, amirite?
we got rankings for all the foods so you can make sure you’re getting the best fuel for your gaming sessions. need some extra energy for that intense pvp battle? grab a snack from our database and dominate the competition!
plus, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. ever wanted to fight a dragon made out of cheese? well, now you can on our server!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the snacking begin!

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Eternal Legacy MC
PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny
Eternal Legacy is a Minecraft Geopolitical Role-Play server where players build nations, cultures, and societies. Features include an economy system, jobs, strategic resources, dynamic towns, war mechanics, custom gameplay like seasons, events, unique enchants, and player-driven growth. Join us and forge your Eternal Legacy! https://discord.gg/a86qDKuPAx
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Celestia Network
adventurers, bedrock, Celestia Network, challenge, Classes, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Enhancements, epic quests, Experience, Fun, Growing, java, MCMMO, mmorpg, Players, smp, Survival, unique items, Vanilla
Join us at Celestia Network! Explore two exciting game modes tailored for every type of player. In MMORPG, dive into a world full of custom features like classes, unique items, and epic quests, perfect for adventurers seeking a new challenge. Prefer the classic experience? Our SMP mode offers a near-vanilla survival experience with just the right amount of enhancements to keep things fresh. Whether you’re on Bedrock or Java (IP: celestiaph.xyz PORT: 19132), we welcome all players to join the fun. Choose your adventure and become part of our growing community on Celestia Network!
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Sylph-Tech

Beyond, Bosses, Chronicles, Create, Curseforge, Discord, dragons, Dungeons, Expert, expert-style, Explore, Friendly, germany, Journey, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, Modpack, Rituals, Server, smp, SylphTech

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Come join us on a journey through an expert-style Create focused modpack. While the focus is on Create, there are also lots of other types of gameplay elements such as magic and rituals, tons of bosses and dungeons to explore, and dragons to watch out for!

Helpful Links

Discord: Discord Server

Modpack: Modpack Download

Server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the modpack installed?	Yes, you can join the server without the modpack, but it is recommended to install it for the best experience.
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the Discord server or website for the rules.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is generally disabled to promote a cooperative gameplay environment, but there may be designated PvP areas or events.

Vast Crafters World 1.21.2
1.21.2, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Crafters, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, OC material, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, vast, VOD archival, vtuber categories, vtuber community, vtuber discussion threads, vtuber tags, vtuber thread, vtuber threads, world
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is for all you indie vtuber fans out there who are into some wacky stuff. We’re talkin’ about those vtubers with at least 500 viewers, so you know they’re the real deal.
But wait, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got all the VIPs up in here, no matter what language they stream in. It’s like a melting pot of vtuber goodness, so get ready to have your mind blown.
Oh, and if you wanna shill your 499view oshi, go right ahead! We’re all about supporting those up-and-coming vtubers who are on the brink of greatness. Just make sure they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, ’cause we gotta keep it legit, ya know?
And hey, we’ve even got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out. It’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and get ready for some wild vtuber adventures!

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Mom’s Mad Minecraft Server
AITA not listening mom relationship boyfriend city comfortable puppy friends respectful wings phd bachelor small business thief work family painful choose life, mad, Minecraft, moms, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as rocky as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building your dream castle.
Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a break from family drama. Just like the OP’s mom, you can accuse your friends of stealing your precious diamonds or claim that your neighbor’s house is an eyesore. The possibilities are endless!
With a supportive community of players who understand the struggles of balancing love, work, and family, you’ll feel right at home on our server. Plus, our in-game business opportunities will have you and your virtual partner building an empire in no time.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs a mom who doesn’t approve of your virtual boyfriend when you can have a whole virtual world to explore?

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SonSideNoPunishAITA
adult responsibility, arcade games, behavior issues, Birthday Party, bowling alley, Communication Issues, discipline, group punishment, kids misbehaving, kids running around, lack of supervision, laser tag, not punishing, parenting, party guests, peer pressure, social dynamics, SonSideNoPunishAITA, taking sides
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get kicked out for being too loud and rowdy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the wild and crazy kids who just want to have fun without being singled out.
Join us and experience the thrill of running down virtual bowling lanes, roughhousing with other players, and causing chaos in a respectful and self-controlled manner. Don’t worry about getting sent home, because on our server, everyone is part of the group of troublemakers!
Forget about boring parties at bowling alleys, come join us for a wild ride of fun and excitement. And remember, if anyone tries to kick you out, just tell them “it is the way it is” and keep on gaming!

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PartyPoopCraft
PartyPoopCraft
Tired of getting sweaty and sticky at parties and clubs? Join our Minecraft server where you can dance the night away without breaking a sweat! Our virtual dance floor is always bumpin’ with tunes that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, no creepy strangers hitting on you or spilling drinks on your pixelated outfit!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bar, where you can order the craziest virtual cocktails and party with your friends until the sun comes up (or until your mom tells you to go to bed). And don’t worry about a hangover the next day, because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be nursing is your pet pig back to health.
So why waste your time at boring parties when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual nightlife you’ve ever seen? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like a block star!

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CraftyZelensky’s Server
accusations, arrogant lies, Conflict, CraftyZelenskys, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, hits out, international relations, Media, Politics, President Zelensky, press conference, response, Server, Slovakia, Slovakian PM, Statement, Truth, Ukraine, Zelensky
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky fighting slovakian pm in a epic battle of blocks and swords!!! watch as zelensky hits out at the arrogant lies of the slovakian pm while building crazy structures and battling mobs with your friends!!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!!!

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