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Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	1367	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

ZenZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	115	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing server out there!

Join us for a chance to play as Ellen, the ultimate warrior with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors as her weapons of choice. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

Our server is so epic, it’s where miracles began. Yes, you heard that right. Miracles. And if you don’t believe us, just check out our lore teaser that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, a signal/pull tracker, a damage calculator, and even ZZZ stickers! What more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a book or unlock the secrets of the universe. It’s all possible on our server!

Minecraft server: FushigiCraft – Join the Mystery Club!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	255	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Towns Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mystery is over…because there’s literally nothing to find! But don’t worry, we make up for it with outrageous wedding cake sizes that will have you questioning reality. Join now and witness the chaos as Chiaki and Suzu congratulate our server owner for a cake so big, it must be for her…or is it? Dive into the madness and see what other surprises await you on our server!

RoommateRageCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Buildings Constructed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where walking is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can stomp around as much as you want without fear of judgment from your roommates.

Our server is perfect for those who believe in the freedom to walk and make noise at any hour of the day. No more tiptoeing around like a ninja – let your footsteps be heard loud and clear!

And if you ever encounter a grumpy roommate who tries to record your every move, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual space for you to roam without any pesky phone cameras in sight. Join now and let your inner walker run free!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4613	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	346	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then had its whole llama squad come after you in revenge? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience on our server! Join now and see if you can survive the wrath of the llamas and maybe even make them your loyal minions. Who needs diamonds when you have a llama army at your command? Join us and turn your biggest failures into epic wins!

LifeCraft: The Butterfly Effect

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Towns Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Potions Brewed:	174
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Have you ever wondered what would have happened if you had chosen to eat a sandwich instead of a salad for lunch? Well, on our Minecraft server, every small decision you make can completely change the course of your virtual life! Join us and experience the chaos of accidentally punching a creeper instead of running away, leading to a chain reaction of explosions and mayhem. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that diamond ore instead of walking past it will lead you to a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare loot! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to see how a seemingly insignificant decision can turn your Minecraft adventure into a wild rollercoaster of unexpected twists and turns. Join us now and embrace the randomness of life in our crazy, unpredictable world!

CleanEnergyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2200	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

lol u kno wat else is ahead of schedule? dis epic minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! come join us n be part of the craziest minecraft community eva! we even got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine bedrock! so if u wanna be part of somethin legendary, join us now before the ender dragon steals all our cookies!

LukoilBlockinBudaCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT UKRAINE’S SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA’S LUKOIL HALTING OIL DELIVERIES TO HUNGARY CAN’T EVEN COMPARE!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE ALSO HAVE A PET CREEPER NAMED BOOM-BOOM WHO WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND EXPLODE ANY ENEMIES THAT COME NEAR YOU.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE AND CRAFT AMONG THE MARTIAN LANDSCAPE WHILE DODGING ALIEN CREEPERS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! AND REMEMBER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS).

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

LOL come join dis epic server where grown-ups act like kids and kids act like grown-ups! we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk! once, a player built a house made entirely of diamonds and it actually turned into a real mansion in real life! true story bro. also, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to disco music. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a dragon into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner child run wild!

CycleCraft: Pedal to Health!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4962	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crops Grown:	9240
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1321

come join our epic minecraft server where we ride bikes all day long and become immortal beings with no cancer and super strong hearts! we have the most lit bike trails that will make you feel like you’re flying through the air like a majestic eagle. plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never feel sad or lonely again. come pedal your way to eternal life and happiness on our server!

Best Minecraft Server Ilmater and Gradentt Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5155
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

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