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Polska Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Votes:	8139	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317

Are you a fan of POLSKA? Do you dream of building a virtual shrine to all things Polish in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things POLSKA! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant pierogi castle, riding on a rollercoaster made entirely of kielbasa, and battling creepers with your trusty pierun hammer. Our community is filled with fellow POLSKA enthusiasts who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world in the most Polish way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner POLSKA flag fly high!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
New Chunks Explored:	336587	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8708
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Star Shards Collected:	150	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5321	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Animals Bred:	97
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and wheat farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on the backs of llamas, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3636
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ores Mined:	3111
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Potions Brewed:	51
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Mines Excavated:	2539	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	121	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	8687

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mines Excavated:	4661	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ores Mined:	4951	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Votes:	3305
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Villages Defended:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5669	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2463	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!