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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

NaziHugboxMinecraftSMP

activism, discrimination, Disgusting, equality, Far.., fuckin, go, hate, Hate Speech, hugbox, intolerance, LGBTQ, nazi, NaziHugboxMinecraftSMP, Protect, social justice, spilling out, trans rights, WARNED, Warning, willing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. We don’t tolerate any hate or negativity here, so if you’re looking for a safe space to express yourself and protect trans rights, this is the place for you.

But beware, our players are not afraid to go to extreme lengths to defend what they believe in. So if you think you can handle the chaos and craziness that awaits you, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world.

BlockVerse Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs roll harder than a party bus on DXM pills! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate PepeReppin adventure, where PepeBishes bishin at you in slow motion.

But beware, once you pop a Dex and sip on that DXM, you’ll be in your feelings like never before. Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the wild ride that is waiting for them.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, once you start, there’s no turning back from the crazy world of PepeReppin and DXM pills!

CheckMateCraft

ah, Apology, Ban, CC receipts, CheckmateCraft, childfree, Cops, Divorce, dream job, Drunk, finances, friendship, hysterical, July 4th celebration, Kids, Lifestyle, lunch, millionaire husband, SAHM, separate check, Server, tip

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6424	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about crazy friends causing chaos like Emily and her unruly kids.

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind! No more splitting bills with entitled friends or dealing with drunk, hysterical visitors at your doorstep. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can break your friend’s nose and finger (virtually, of course) without any real-life consequences. So come join us and leave all the craziness behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Potions Brewed:	163
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you toxic players out there! Join us if you enjoy griefing, trolling, and causing chaos wherever you go.

Our server is like a wild west town where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger? Go for it! Want to steal all your neighbor’s diamonds and blame it on a creeper? No problem! The only rule here is that there are no rules.

But that’s not all – we also have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ban someone from the server for a day. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your toxic flag fly high, come join us today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

BlockyMadness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7580	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches players into the sky and then drops them into a pit of lava? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the perfect place for all you crazy builders out there who want to unleash your wildest imaginations.

We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches, but watch out for the hidden traps and surprise attacks from our resident ninja villagers. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest attraction in town!

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and embrace your inner madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously unhinged fun!

CraftyTrumpVancePutin

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

come join our minecraft server where putin’s bestie sergei lavrov praises trump and vance like they’re the ultimate minecraft gods. we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with joy and excitement. you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and battling creepers like a boss. plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Tooth Fairy’s Block Party

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	297
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Ever wondered what would happen if Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy all met up in one place? Well, guess what? That’s basically what our Minecraft server is like!

Picture this: Santa is riding around on a sleigh pulled by creepers, the Easter Bunny is hopping around leaving colorful eggs filled with diamonds, and the Tooth Fairy is flying around collecting all the enchanted golden apples she can find.

Join our server and witness the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Who knows what other mythical creatures might show up? Maybe Bigfoot will start a dance party with the Loch Ness Monster, or the Chupacabra will challenge the Yeti to a snowball fight.

Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Broom-ickety Split! A magical place for all your Minecraft needs: SMP, Creative, Semi-Vanilla, and more! Fly on Sundays for extra fun!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	216	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Specific ports provided
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld and nether
In-game private messaging and player teleportation commands
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address play.broomstix.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I play on the server with both Bedrock and Java versions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions, and a Java account is not required.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to create and build without fear of their creations being destroyed.

Westoid Wackiness Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the Westoids from a horde of evil zombie chickens who have taken over their land. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary poultry – they shoot lasers out of their eyes and can fly!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a hero in the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you crazy crafters out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks to keep the peace. Don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY. Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re not as sweet as they look.

4. We host weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures imaginable. From giant toilet castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	191	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	376	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of adulting and ready to embrace your inner child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground club where the password is “fartknuckle.”

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!

Creeper Serenade

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crops Grown:	8430	Void Gems Collected:	19

Imagine this: you, singing your heart out in a duet with none other than Justin Bieber on our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is so magical that it can make dreams like this come true. Join us and who knows, maybe next time you log in, you’ll find yourself jamming out with Beyoncé or serenading Taylor Swift. The possibilities are endless on our server, where music meets Minecraft in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. So come on, join us and get ready to rock out with the biggest stars in the world!