Fucked Up MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyMindsMC

Disturbing, eavesdropping, gossip, fucked up, Conversation

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the creepers tell you bedtime stories instead of blowing you up? Well, welcome to our server where the mobs are more interested in sharing their deepest fears and desires than attacking you. Join us for a chance to witness a zombie dance-off competition or participate in a pig racing tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and see what all the buzz is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up

support needed, Creeperd, FunkyCraft, global crisis, global intervention

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans that would make Japan blush and beg for a global intervention.

We have players who have built giant statues of anime characters using only dirt blocks, others who have created roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and one player who accidentally turned their entire base into a hot spring resort for creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pig racing, and a weekly dance party at the Nether portal.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base exploded).

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BornToMine Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Lifetime, Save, smp, Recovery

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious SMP out there? We’ve got a server full of players who were born with a special talent for causing absolute mayhem wherever they go.

Picture this: one player was born with a curse that makes them explode every time they try to mine diamonds. Another player has a pet chicken that follows them around everywhere, constantly laying eggs that turn into creepers. And don’t even get us started on the player who can summon an army of angry llamas with just a flick of their wrist.

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos, then this is the place for you. Join us and see if you can survive the madness – or better yet, become the most legendary troublemaker of them all!

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Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

wired, capacity, Girls, manipulation tactic, Legal

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

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BlockyBizarreCity

crazy, fucked up, Shocking.., Outrageous, weird

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

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OopsCraft Minecraft Server

mishap, regret, error in judgment, mess up, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Harry really fucked up!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through Harry’s disastrous decisions and try to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme. From accidentally setting off a chain reaction of exploding creepers to building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Harry’s latest mishap has unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that are terrorizing the land. Can you help us defeat the poultry menace and restore peace to our once peaceful server?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, Harry really fucked up!

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BlockyBanter: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good laugh

r9k, Resist, Good, fucked up, screenshot attached

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules like a bunch of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We encourage players to drop their pictures, break all the rules, and cause chaos like never before. Our Mods are too busy laughing at the madness to actually help, so you’re on your own! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and unforgettable moments. Just remember, anything goes on our server – including breaking all the rules!

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Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

fucked up, roommate, ending it all, Killed, dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

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Mommy Dearest’s Minecraft Madness

crime, mom, Tragedy, Loss, BETRAYAL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is so intense it makes soap operas look like child’s play! Join now for a chance to witness the mom killing the daughter in a virtual world where anything can happen. And guess what? The dad wasn’t even there at the time, but he still ended up in prison! Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, he’s locked up for even longer than she was, so you know this server is full of surprises. Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

Fun, vicarious channeling, sexual degeneration, psychological themes, cousin relationship

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

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