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FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up
Alarming, concerning, Creeperd, Crisis, critical situation, distressing, Disturbing, emergency response, fucked up, FunkyCraft, global crisis, global intervention, help needed, international aid, intervention required, Japan, smp, support needed, troubled country, Troubling, urgent assistance, urgent situation., worrisomeWelcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans that would make Japan blush and beg for a global intervention.We have players who have built giant statues of anime characters using only dirt blocks, others who have created roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and one player who accidentally turned their entire base into a hot spring resort for creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pig racing, and a weekly dance party at the Nether portal.
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base exploded).
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BornToMine Minecraft SMP
BELIEF, Born, BornToMine, Despair, Environment, fucked up, genetics, Hope, intervention, Lifetime, mental health, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, pessimism, Possibility, pre-disposed, Psychology, Recovery, resilience, Save, smp, Therapy, TraumaHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious SMP out there? We’ve got a server full of players who were born with a special talent for causing absolute mayhem wherever they go.Picture this: one player was born with a curse that makes them explode every time they try to mine diamonds. Another player has a pet chicken that follows them around everywhere, constantly laying eggs that turn into creepers. And don’t even get us started on the player who can summon an army of angry llamas with just a flick of their wrist.
If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos, then this is the place for you. Join us and see if you can survive the madness – or better yet, become the most legendary troublemaker of them all!
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BlockyBizarreCity
Alarming, appalling, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreCity, crazy, Disturbing, disturbing sights, fucked up, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, odd, Outrageous, Public, shocking behavior, Shocking incidents, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weirdHave you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin! -
OopsCraft Minecraft Server
Apology, blunder, consequences, error, error in judgment, error of the century, faux pas, fucked up, Harry, mess up, Minecraft, mishap, misstep, mistake, OopsCraft, really, regret, remorse, screw-up, Server, slip-up, wrongdoingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Harry really fucked up!Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through Harry’s disastrous decisions and try to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme. From accidentally setting off a chain reaction of exploding creepers to building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Harry’s latest mishap has unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that are terrorizing the land. Can you help us defeat the poultry menace and restore peace to our once peaceful server?
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, Harry really fucked up!
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BlockyBanter: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good laugh
#forum guidelines, BlockyBanter, community guidelines, CREEPERS, forum moderation, forum rules, fucked up, Good, image sharing, Inappropriate Behavior, internet etiquette, LAUGH, Mod assistance, moderation needed, Online Community, online forum, online misconduct, r9k, report abuse, Resist, rule breaking, rules violation, screenshot attached, user accountability, user misconductAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules like a bunch of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We encourage players to drop their pictures, break all the rules, and cause chaos like never before. Our Mods are too busy laughing at the madness to actually help, so you’re on your own! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and unforgettable moments. Just remember, anything goes on our server – including breaking all the rules! -
Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
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Mommy Dearest’s Minecraft Madness
BETRAYAL, crime, DAUGHTER, Dearests, family, fucked up, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Imprisonment, incarceration, injustice, Justice, locked up, long trail, Loss, madness, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, murder, parental betrayal, Prison, TragedyWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is so intense it makes soap operas look like child’s play! Join now for a chance to witness the mom killing the daughter in a virtual world where anything can happen. And guess what? The dad wasn’t even there at the time, but he still ended up in prison! Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, he’s locked up for even longer than she was, so you know this server is full of surprises. Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – trust us, you won’t be disappointed! -
OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!
Audiences, BPD, cleverly delivered, cousin, cousin relationship, Degenerate, fix her, fucked up, Fun, Lonely Men, Manipulation, nge, nuanced, Oreimo, OreimoCraft, psychological themes, psychological thriller, sexual degeneration, Subtle, taboo fetishization, Target, vicarious channelingWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?
Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!
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SwordCraft Minecraft Server
13 years late, 2011, anger, bad game, criticism, Disappointment, dislike, Frustration, Fuck Skyward Sword, Gaming Community, hate, Minecraft, negative review, Nintendo, Overrated, piece of shit game, rant, Server, SwordCraft, unpopular opinion, video games, ZeldaAre you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.
So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!
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FreebieFlipperCraft
#Intention, buy nothing, children, clothes, dollars, Effort, facebook group, free, FreebieFlipperCraft, giving away, Items, marketplace, Need, Neighborhood, Neighborly, opinion, reselling, scammer, Sell, Shoes, ToysAre you tired of boring neighborhood drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual neighborhood experience like no other.Imagine a world where your virtual neighbors give away free items, only to come back later and accuse you of being a scammer for selling them. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of chaos in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our neighborhood Facebook group is filled with outrageous stories and drama, from accusations of being unneighborly to heated debates about the ethics of selling free items. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous neighborhood shenanigans in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual drama that rivals real life!
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ScamNotSMP – Minecraft SMP
authentic, BELIEVABLE, CON, credible, deceptive, ETHICAL, fraud, genuine, hoax, Honest, Legit, Legitimate, legitimate business, Minecraft, real, Reliable, scam, ScamNotSMP, smp, trustworthy, validAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal!Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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Pet4LifeCraft
Join our Minecraft server and your pet will not only live the same amount of time as you, but they will also gain the ability to talk and build their own virtual pet kingdom within the game! Imagine logging on to find your furry friend ruling over a majestic castle made entirely of bones and catnip. Plus, all players who join will receive a magical pet potion that allows them to transform into their favorite animal in real life for 24 hours. So say goodbye to boring old human form and hello to a day of frolicking as a majestic unicorn or mischievous monkey! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate pet paradise in Minecraft. -
CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server
Biden-Harris campaigns, CraftyCampaigns, cyber attacks, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital security, election interference, foreign interference, hacking incidents, Hacks, information warfare, intelligence agencies, iran, Minecraft, national security, political campaigns, Presidential election, Server, trump, US intelligenceso like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent like james bond or somethin’? well, on this server, u can be just like that! we got spies everywhere, even in the virtual world of minecraft!iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!
plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels
action, CraftyDocs, crime, Demand, Doctor, Healthcare, India, Justice, law, murder, Nationwide, Outrage, pixels, Protesting, PROTESTS, rape, REFORM, Safety, society, Tragedy, violence, Womencome join our epic minecraft server where we have more people than protests in india over a doctor’s rape and murder!!! it’s a wild ride, just like those protests, but with less violence and more block building. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real world problems. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun! -
CraftyCraze: Fake Cash & Drugs
Black Market, Cash, counterfeit bills, counterfeit cash, counterfeit currency, counterfeit money, CraftyCraze, crime, criminal activity, drug dealing, drug purchase, drug trade, drug trafficking, Drugs, Fake, illegal activity, illegal substances, illegal transactions, illicit trade, law enforcement, law enforcement intervention, law enforcement response, PoliceYo, yo, yo! Come join our wild Minecraft server where anything goes, man! Want to buy drugs with counterfeit money? Well, you can do that here! And guess what? Ain’t nobody gonna call the police on you, cause we all about that shady life, baby!We got a black market where you can trade all your illegal goods, from stolen diamonds to enchanted weapons. And if you get caught, don’t worry, we got a lawyer on retainer who specializes in Minecraft crimes. He’ll get you off with just a slap on the wrist, no biggie.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Just make sure to bring your A-game, cause these fights can get pretty intense. And hey, if you lose, at least you’ll have a cool scar to show off to your friends.
So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most lawless community in all of Minecraft. Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
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LovebirdMineCraft
Agapornis longipes, Cradle of Humankind, fossilised bones, Gauteng Province, Lovebird, LovebirdMineCraft, Palaeontologists, south africa, UNESCO World Heritage Siteyo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got lovebirds flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business. not just any lovebirds, but the legendary Agapornis longipes, straight outta South Africa. these birds be droppin’ fossils like it’s hot in the Cradle of Humankind, makin’ our server the most lit place to be. come join us and witness the lovebird madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. -
InstaCraft: Where breaking blocks is a workout. No griefers allowed, only Minecraft maniacs welcome!
#workout, Active Staff, Allowed, auction house, blocks, BREAKING, Griefers, InstaCraft, Maniacs, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Market, Player Shops, Player Trading, PvE, Server Stability, Silk-Spawners, Vanilla, Vanilla GameplayInstaCraft Minecraft Server
Server Details
Server IP play.myinstacraft.com Website MyInstaCraft Dynmap Explore the Map Discord Join us on Discord About Us
Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft! Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!
What’s New
Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy.
Features
- Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
- Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
- Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
- Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
- Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.
Who We Are
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!
FAQ
Question Answer How long has InstaCraft been around? InstaCraft has been established for over two years and is going strong. What is the vision of InstaCraft? InstaCraft was launched with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment. What are some key features of InstaCraft? Some key features include an active economy, quality of life enhancements, minimal plugins, a vibrant community, and non-restrictive gameplay. How can I join InstaCraft? You can join by using the server IP play.myinstacraft.com or by visiting our website and Discord. Are there rules in place on InstaCraft? While we encourage free gameplay, we prohibit actions such as cheating or griefing. Any incidents can be reported to our staff for prompt handling.