Fucked MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

King, Lauren Southern, Conquest, Nabraska Steve, POL

Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, Old, fucked, Bitches, over 5/10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

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My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

Mentioning, mom’s cheeks, my mom, how much, fucked

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

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This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

stagnated, Smashed, muscle definition, resting bitch face, little boy

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

non-consensual, degrading, assault, criminal behavior, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

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VirginCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, BETRAYAL, lying.., Cheating, VirginCraft

Are you tired of dealing with drama like Ami’s relationship woes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Plus, we promise no one will block you while getting “busy” like poor Ami. So come join us and let’s build some epic creations together!

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Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

fucked, fat assed, deku, tags, Choice

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

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Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

instability, society, Corruption, Incompetence, Failure

Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

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Digging Divas Minecraft

pussy, fucked, Minecraft, one girl, Digging

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for epic battles where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Will you be the one to conquer the land and get your pussy (cat) to rule over all? Or will you be the brave soul who takes on the challenge of getting anal (diamonds) deep in the mines? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find another server like ours! So come on, join us and let the crazy adventures begin!

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CraftyLadies: Where even creepers can’t scare us away!

Insecurity, testosterone levels, weak personality, CREEPERS, repulsed

Are you tired of being a weak and feminine player in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner manliness! Join us and experience a world where your genes don’t hold you back from becoming a true warrior. Our testosterone-infused gameplay will have you flexing your muscles in no time. Don’t let your weak personality stop you from dominating the virtual world – join us now and show everyone what a real man looks like!

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