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Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Farms Harvested:	162	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mines Excavated:	3682
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magic Items Found:	8421	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

VirginCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, blocked, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conflict, Deception, denial, Drama, emotions, fucked, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, love, lying.., Minecraft, relationship, Server, social media, Trust, Virgin, VirginCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	143	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama like Ami’s relationship woes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Plus, we promise no one will block you while getting “busy” like poor Ami. So come join us and let’s build some epic creations together!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

#my hero academia, Academia, army of niggers, big titted, Bitch, Choice, cuck, deku, dick, fat assed, fucked, Hero, long trail tags, Minecraft, tags, Thirsty, Villain, Watching

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

Chaos, Corruption, Country, Crafty, Crisis, Despair, Disaster, Dysfunction, Economy, Edition, Failure, fucked, Government, hopelessness, Incompetence, INEQUALITY, instability, leadership, Politics, society, TURMOIL, Unrest

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	4727
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

Digging Divas Minecraft

Anal, Digging, DIVAS, fucked, Minecraft, one girl, one hole, pussy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crops Grown:	7086
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for epic battles where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Will you be the one to conquer the land and get your pussy (cat) to rule over all? Or will you be the brave soul who takes on the challenge of getting anal (diamonds) deep in the mines? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find another server like ours! So come on, join us and let the crazy adventures begin!

CraftyLadies: Where even creepers can’t scare us away!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of being a weak and feminine player in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner manliness! Join us and experience a world where your genes don’t hold you back from becoming a true warrior. Our testosterone-infused gameplay will have you flexing your muscles in no time. Don’t let your weak personality stop you from dominating the virtual world – join us now and show everyone what a real man looks like!

Survival Controlado

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	4669
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	New Chunks Explored:	185471
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8565
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Survive in this crazy controlled world with a challenging adventure!

CHARACTERISTICS: -Totally random events! -We revive the dragon 20 minutes after being defeated! -Totally clean of mods! -Protect the main village or there will be consequences. -Capacity of 255 people! -Various Plugins that make it more fun! -Now with anti-hacks!

Have fun and don’t cheat!

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survivalcontrolado.aternos.me

❤️ MCSKILL ✨ OCEANBLOCK 1.16.5 🔥 WIP 08.07 Minecraft server

build battle, Mob Arena, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7423	Animals Bred:	163
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

OceanBlock is a techno-magic server running Minecraft version 1.16.5. Survival takes place on your own island in the middle of the endless ocean. The server has a large number of both familiar mods and new ones. Thoughtful and interesting crafts and quest branches with their abundance will not let you get bored! Explore the dungeons of the deep ocean and explore the unexplored edges of the updated land!

The World of the Endless Ocean

Survival is centered on your own islands (which you can choose to suit your taste!) in the middle of the deep ocean,

get resources by clearing, study the local flora and fauna, clean out abandoned rafts and underwater dungeons, build huge factories and factories! Thanks to mods such as: Create, Mekanism, Botania, AE2, Immersive Engineering, Thermal Mods’, TConstruct, Mystical Agriculutre, you won’t have time to get bored!

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The BetterEnd mod will diversify adventures through an early boring world! New dungeons, crafting systems, incredibly beautiful biomes and mobs, gorgeous ambient music!

Quests

A wide variety of quests will not let you get bored! Quests for almost everyone

assembly mode, right up to the endgame, interesting tasks and good rewards. Also they

will help you in the initial development of the assembly!

Crafts

Well-designed, interesting crafts are already waiting for you!

Own modifications

The server contains a large number of its own developments.

SkyFactions

Factions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ores Mined:	3477
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

We support versions from 1.13 to 1.16.2 with 1.8 style combat.There isn’t much here atm, stay tuned for more information!

play.skyfactionsmc.net

Happydays – no grief

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	875703
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our No-Grief SMP server! We pride ourselves on providing a safe and enjoyable environment for players to explore, build, and interact with others. With our strict no-griefing policy, you can rest assured that your creations will remain intact and protected from malicious players. Join our friendly community today and let’s create something amazing together!

play.happydays.fun

EterniaServer

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Survival server latest version, vanilla with extras! Own plugins and constant maintenance. Map never reset.

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Versus server Minecraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
New Chunks Explored:	754695	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

TO START PLAYING, WRITE A REQUEST – https://discord.gg/rrkFTZgvkG

This is a unique community in the world of Minecraft that is just beginning its exciting development. Since its creation, the administration has been striving to create a cozy and friendly space for all fans of this popular game.

One of the key features of the Versus server is the presence of voice chat, which makes interaction between players more direct and fun. Voice chat opens up new opportunities for communication, allowing players to easily coordinate during game moments, discuss situations and simply communicate in a more lively format.

The server is actively being developed, and its administration is constantly introducing new features and content to satisfy the needs of players.

Players can expect exciting adventures, unlimited creativity and a friendly community where there is a place for everyone. Join Versus and create your own story together with other players in the exciting world of Minecraft.

vers.spunion.space

Carrier Ship Unit – 7

Parkour, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mines Excavated:	4558
Players Killed by Monsters:	7686	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

A gun PVP server in its BETA release. Explore the highly detailed landscape for hidden outposts, Guilds will be roaming and claiming these small outposts for stashing supplies, if you manage to get to these stashes, much loot will be found.

csu7.minehut.gg

Farm block

Custom, Farming, Peaceful, RPG, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

You will have the chance to grow your own custom crops, cook delicious meals, chop wood, and decorate your farm to your heart’s desire. And that is not all – you can take on exciting requests from townspeople and visit the shop to buy and sell items.

play.farm-block.net

CraftsWorlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	2282
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	394362
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

A Normal Survival Server! In Here You Can Chat Other, PVP And Exploring! So Join Now!

Rules: -Respect other. -No advertising or mentioning other servers. -Don’t ask to become staff. -Don’t impersonate staff. -No spamming. -No racism. -No all caps talking. This is considered shouting. -Be appropriate, No counting up or down. -Don’t complain about lag. -Don’t curse in public chats or in personal ones. -Do Not Hacking!

CraftsWorlds3Gdd.aternos.me

MixSide -TechnoMagic 1.7.10 .. – Connect to Minecraft server

Starter Kit

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

MixSide.Ru – The best Minecraft project in the history of the RuNet!