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Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

admit defeat, Beautiful Mind, Champion, chuds, conqueror, Conquest, Couch, debate, destiny, fucked, King, Lauren Southern, Minecraft, Nabraska Steve, Nick Fuentes, parents, physically, POL, Seduced, Server, slap, Steven Bonnell II, Steves

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
New Chunks Explored:	462593	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2360	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	8819	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	802	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	123	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ores Mined:	4714	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

VirginCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, blocked, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conflict, Deception, denial, Drama, emotions, fucked, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, love, lying.., Minecraft, relationship, Server, social media, Trust, Virgin, VirginCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1430	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1299
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama like Ami’s relationship woes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Plus, we promise no one will block you while getting “busy” like poor Ami. So come join us and let’s build some epic creations together!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

#my hero academia, Academia, army of niggers, big titted, Bitch, Choice, cuck, deku, dick, fat assed, fucked, Hero, long trail tags, Minecraft, tags, Thirsty, Villain, Watching

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

Chaos, Corruption, Country, Crafty, Crisis, Despair, Disaster, Dysfunction, Economy, Edition, Failure, fucked, Government, hopelessness, Incompetence, INEQUALITY, instability, leadership, Politics, society, TURMOIL, Unrest

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

Digging Divas Minecraft

Anal, Digging, DIVAS, fucked, Minecraft, one girl, one hole, pussy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for epic battles where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Will you be the one to conquer the land and get your pussy (cat) to rule over all? Or will you be the brave soul who takes on the challenge of getting anal (diamonds) deep in the mines? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find another server like ours! So come on, join us and let the crazy adventures begin!

CraftyLadies: Where even creepers can’t scare us away!

actual man, bone structure, CraftyLadies, CREEPERS, dating struggles, Fault, feminine, finding a woman, fucked, Genes, genetics, hate, Insecurity, looks, Masculinity, repulsed, scare, self esteem, Succeed, testosterone levels, tfw, weak personality

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a weak and feminine player in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner manliness! Join us and experience a world where your genes don’t hold you back from becoming a true warrior. Our testosterone-infused gameplay will have you flexing your muscles in no time. Don’t let your weak personality stop you from dominating the virtual world – join us now and show everyone what a real man looks like!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Votes:	8724
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Towns Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Villages Defended:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7782	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	269
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crops Grown:	9282
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	7813	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	151
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crops Grown:	2725	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4794	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

MomCraftLove

#authorities, ABUSIVE, consequences, Divorce, financial support, friendship, Green Card, legal risks, man, marriage fraud, marrying, mom, MomCraftLove, Nigeria, online friend, Prenup, relationship, Reporting, scam, Visa, WIBTA

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

balanced blood sugar, better skin, better sleep, changes noticed, health benefits, healthier habits., improved digestion, improved energy, improved mood, increased focus, lifestyle changes, long term benefits, mental clarity, Minecraft, People who quit sugar, reduced cravings, reduced inflammation, smp, sugar detox, sugar-free lifestyle, SugarFreeSMP, SWEET, weight loss

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!