fucked – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

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My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

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This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

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VirginCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, blocked, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conflict, Deception, denial, Drama, emotions, fucked, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, love, lying.., Minecraft, relationship, Server, social media, Trust, Virgin, VirginCraft

Are you tired of dealing with drama like Ami’s relationship woes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Plus, we promise no one will block you while getting “busy” like poor Ami. So come join us and let’s build some epic creations together!

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Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

#my hero academia, Academia, army of niggers, big titted, Bitch, Choice, cuck, deku, dick, fat assed, fucked, Hero, long trail tags, Minecraft, tags, Thirsty, Villain, Watching

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

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Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

Chaos, Corruption, Country, Crafty, Crisis, Despair, Disaster, Dysfunction, Economy, Edition, Failure, fucked, Government, hopelessness, Incompetence, INEQUALITY, instability, leadership, Politics, society, TURMOIL, Unrest

Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

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Digging Divas Minecraft

Anal, Digging, DIVAS, fucked, Minecraft, one girl, one hole, pussy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for epic battles where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Will you be the one to conquer the land and get your pussy (cat) to rule over all? Or will you be the brave soul who takes on the challenge of getting anal (diamonds) deep in the mines? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find another server like ours! So come on, join us and let the crazy adventures begin!

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CraftyLadies: Where even creepers can’t scare us away!

actual man, bone structure, CraftyLadies, CREEPERS, dating struggles, Fault, feminine, finding a woman, fucked, Genes, genetics, hate, Insecurity, looks, Masculinity, repulsed, scare, self esteem, Succeed, testosterone levels, tfw, weak personality

Are you tired of being a weak and feminine player in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner manliness! Join us and experience a world where your genes don’t hold you back from becoming a true warrior. Our testosterone-infused gameplay will have you flexing your muscles in no time. Don’t let your weak personality stop you from dominating the virtual world – join us now and show everyone what a real man looks like!

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FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, free, FREEDON, Hack, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Play, PvP, Server, Survival

The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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2022-23 Wunderwaffen Minecraft Madness

2022, 2023, 2024.., madness, Minecraft, Old cold war surplus, What Happened, wunderwaffen

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: in the year 2022-23, we discovered ancient wunderwaffen hidden deep within the game, giving players access to insane weapons and powers. But wait, it gets even crazier! In 2024, old cold war surplus items started popping up all over the server, turning ordinary players into unstoppable forces of destruction. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs diamonds when you have wunderwaffen and cold war relics at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft server adventure of your life!

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SquadalaCraft: Where the Adventure Begins!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky adventure where we ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. And let’s not forget the time we built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got ’em. Need a diamond sword with every enchantment known to man? We got that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin! Squadala, we’re off to the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

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CraftyFantasy – LOLZ Server for Granblue Fans

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride through the Wyorst Of Both WyorldsSyeox Byattlepass, where you can battle it out with Vyane Chyaracter Guyideyoutube.com/watch?v=ZFD5tpPVy_8 [Embed] and compete in crazy tournaments like the EU tournyament #2 where 2B-ANYON emerged victorious!

But that’s not all, we also have the NYA tournyament #3 where Ferry-ANYON took home the gold. And don’t forget about our Oldyer Tournyaments VYODS, where legends are made!

Join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby and turn Crossplyay up to 11 so you can jyoin Plyatform lyobbies and battle it out in epic showdowns. And if that’s not enough, come hang out in Japan Platform Lobby 1 for our Lobby Meet-Up Events where anything can happen!

We’ve got a wild schedule with EUWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM CET, as well as NAWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM EST. And stay tuned for the upcoming DLC character, Byatrix (coming soon)!

This week’s fwee ryotation includes Gwan, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnig – so get ready to rumble! Check out the latest Pyatch Nyotes, visit our Styeam pyage, and explore our Wyebsite for all the info you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Pixelated Pals: Land of the Llamas

Land, Llamas, long trail tags, PALS, pixelated, SOVL, tags, The country

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! In this server, we have created our very own country called SOVL (Secret Order of Villager Lovers) where all players are required to wear a mustache and speak in a British accent at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret weakness for carrot cake and can be easily defeated by a well-timed bake-off. And don’t forget about our annual llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest country in the Minecraft universe!

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Where Blocks Survive & Vanilla is Anything But Bland

bland, blocks, Claim Plugin, Discord, GRIEFED.., https://discord.gg/QuxuwPmj2Y, play.survivalblocks.com, smp, SURVIVE, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Survival Blocks
Version	1.20.4
Features	Classic Survival gameplay with claim plugin to prevent griefing
IP Address	play.survivalblocks.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/QuxuwPmj2Y

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Survival Blocks?	Survival Blocks is a classic Survival server focusing on the nostalgic Minecraft experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. A claim plugin with a golden shovel is implemented to prevent griefing.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP address play.survivalblocks.com in your Minecraft client.
Can I play with friends on Survival Blocks?	Yes, you can invite and play with your friends on the server for a cooperative gameplay experience.

Genetically Modified Femcel Funland

63, attraction, characteristics, DATING, desire, ethnicity, FEMCEL, FUNLAND, Genes, genetically, genetics, height, interested, Modified, Physical, Preferences, Qualities, relationship, sharing, slavic, Tall, Traits, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us if you want to share your genes with some smelly femcel – because who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? We’re all about genetic diversity and creating a community of players who are as tall as 6’3 and as Slavic as they come.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy genetics and hilarious shenanigans, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match and create the ultimate Minecraft power couple!

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CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more can join. Why join, you ask? Well, because we all know that the real VIPs are the ones with the big numbers, and we’re here to celebrate them in all their glory.

Think your 499 view oshi deserves a spot? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like the Russian sensation DMITRY_BALE or the Chinese powerhouse hennie2001.

But wait, what about the corpo vtubers? As long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can still hang with the cool kids here. And don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Twitch clips to VOD archival to keep you entertained.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, in this world of Minecraft, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

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CosmicX VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	CosmicX
Pros	Pros
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers Offers a wide variety of mini-games and game modes Constant updates and new content Active and large player base	Expansive 512×512 creative plots with powerful tools Vanilla creative server with custom features Private realms for solo or group play Fair rules and inclusive community
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players due to complexity Some game modes may have long queue times Premium ranks and perks may give paying players an advantage	Not as well-known or established as Hypixel May have smaller player base Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from CosmicX?

Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of mini-games and game modes. It offers constant updates and has a large player base. On the other hand, CosmicX focuses on creative plots, vanilla creative server, private realms, and fair rules with an inclusive community.

Is there a pay-to-win aspect in either server?

Hypixel may have premium ranks and perks that give paying players an advantage, while CosmicX aims to maintain fair gameplay for all players with its rules and regulations.

Which server is better for new players?

CosmicX may be more beginner-friendly with its focus on creative freedom and a supportive community, while Hypixel’s complexity and wide range of game modes may be overwhelming for new players.

Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!

Anime, Archive, Blue, blue archive, character design, cute, Fun, japanese animation, Kawaii, looks like a wuss, madness, Minecraft, mobile game, not manly, Otaku, role playing, School, Sensei, skinny, strategy, STUDENT, Teacher, unthreatening, video game, will never have sex

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with basic skins? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with Blue Archive Anime Sensei skins that will make you look so skinny and unthreatening that no one will ever suspect you of being manly. In fact, you’ll look like such a wuss that you’ll never have sex again! Join us for a laugh and a good time as you navigate through the world looking like the ultimate anime sensei. Who needs muscles when you have style? Join now for a good time and some questionable fashion choices!

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