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Minecraft SMP: Mini Menace

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ores Mined:	5948

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a midget sex pest who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just make sure to keep your distance from the midget sex pest, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PartyPennyPincher Minecraft Server

Argument, bill, birthday girl, club, Dangerous, disagreement, drinks, entry fees, Food, Friends, Gifts, ignored, loan, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, Party, PartyPennyPincher, Paying, Performances, Server, Stingy, Trouble

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mines Excavated:	1888
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be hit with a 2k bill at the end of the night like poor Mary and her friends! Our server is all about sharing the wealth and having a good time without worrying about splitting the bill.

Join us for epic performances, exclusive packages, and endless stacks of food and drinks – all included in your entry fee (which is definitely not 2k, don’t worry). Our club hosts are friendly and won’t chase you down for money, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be blowing up is creepers, not your phone with payment requests. And remember, in our world, the only thing you’ll be splitting is blocks, not bills. See you there!

GenderRevealBdayClash

Birthday, birthday trip, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disneyland, family, Gender Reveal, GenderRevealBdayClash, Las Vegas, Plans, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Schedule, sister, Support, travel

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	61	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out your virtual sister is planning a gender reveal party on your virtual birthday. And not just any party, a party with 14+ virtual guests. Talk about virtual sibling rivalry!

But wait, there’s more! You can also experience the thrill of standing your ground and putting your virtual foot down. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of virtual creepers, join us now! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the family dynamics.

KindDeed4Free – Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, community service, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, giving back, Good deeds, helping hand, helping others, KindDeed4Free, Kindness, Making A Difference, Minecraft, paying it forward, philanthropy, positive impact, random acts of kindness, Selflessness, smp, spreading love, Support, Volunteer work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of llamas. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a potato just because someone said it couldn’t be done?

But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Hide and Seek with Creepers” and “TNT Fishing Tournament” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… well, TNT. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party that only happens during full moons.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where kindness is rewarded with diamond blocks and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you on the server, and remember: always be kind, unless someone steals your diamonds. Then it’s fair game.

BlockyBliss

Achievements, balance, BlockyBliss, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Nature, Peace, positivity, purpose, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	873382	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Do you know what makes me happy in life? Joining this epic Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a diamond pickaxe that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of this server, come join us and let the good times roll!

KurskCraft: Leopard2Defense

advances, armored vehicles, BOOSTING, Conflict, Defense, defense chief, deliveries, eastern front, European, German, germany, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leopard 2 tank, Leopard2Defense, Military, nato, SECURITY, Support, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

hav u ever wanted to ride a leopard tank in minecraft? well dis server got u covered, cuz our german defense chief is all about boosting leopard 2 tank deliveries in kursk! join now and be part of the epic battle against ukrainian advances, ride tanks, blow stuff up, and have a blast with ur pals! come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a tank master in dis crazy world!

BrunesCraft: Where Brunettes and Brunes Unite!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	271
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where brunettes rule the land! we have a secret society of brunes who have magical powers and can summon giant chocolate bars to fight off evil mobs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet squirrel that can do your mining for you while you sit back and sip on a pumpkin spice latte.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a true brune warrior!

BrainwaveRx: Electric Med Infusion

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but ur brain is like “nah, not today bro”? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for ur brain’s laziness! we got this crazy new method where we zap u with electric fields to infuse u with all the minecraft goodness u need. it’s like getting a brain massage but with blocks and creepers instead of oils and candles.

join us and experience the ultimate brain therapy while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs boring old medicine when u can have a dose of minecraft madness instead? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get zappin’ and craftin’!

VeneziaMC

Architecture, Claim, cool mods, Create, developer, Empire, Event, games, Inspired, Mini Games, Modded, nation, power, Roleplay, rp, RPG, splatoon, Survival, TITAN, Vanilla, Vinci, werewolf

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7781	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Veneziamc wants to offer you a modded RPG gameplay [construit ton empire, claim le et devient la nation la plus puissante] and RP [petite survie remplie d’évent et d’architecture] (with create and lots of cool mods), as well as vanilla gameplay with new games configured by our developer (the Vinci inspired by splatoon and the Titan inspired by the werewolf of thiercelieux)

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Towny

Adventures, BUILD, collaborate, Community, dream town, Explore, Fly, immersive world, minecraft server, new players, seasoned players, Survival, Towny, welcoming environment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5518	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to Towny Survival! Join our friendly community where everyone has the ability to fly and explore a vast, immersive world. Build your dream town, collaborate with others, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, our server offers a welcoming environment for all.

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