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  • FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP

    FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have the most hilarious responses to “fuck you” ever! Like, one time someone said that in chat and our admin turned them into a chicken for a whole day! And another time, someone said it and our mod made them build a giant statue of a potato as punishment! It’s so random and crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and see what wacky shenanigans we get up to next, it’s a total blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • F**k You Minecraft SMP

    F**k You Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

    Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

    So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hey there Minecraft SMP

    Hey there Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, having your house turned into a giant cake by a mischievous admin, or getting teleported to the Nether every time you try to mine diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy dictatorship? The choice is yours.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

    Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelParadise Minecraft Server

    PixelParadise Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by a sassy Italian fighter who will put any whinny ass botch in their place! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our server is so lit that even SHE, the woman herself, is a regular player. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyClapbackMC

    CraftyClapbackMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about participating in our legendary llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher? And don’t even get us started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where players strut their stuff on the catwalk while dodging fireball-wielding creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP