Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6572	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

Absurd, amusing, Aunties, awkward, BIZARRE, Comical, crazy, danceoff, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, funny, GatherCraft, hilarious, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, Ridiculous, Shocking.., smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

PixelatedUgly

Appearance, arrogance, attitude, bad manners, Behavior, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of ambition, lack of confidence, laziness, Negativity, Personality, PixelatedUgly, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, Unattractive, unkindness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2927
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

HaniyehsSonGoneBoom

Assassination, cell phone, Claim, Conflict, Conspiracy, gaza, guided missile, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, HaniyehsSonGoneBoom, intelligence, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, political intrigue, Son, speculation, targeted killing, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

Argument, arguments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, debate, disagreement, Expression, Listening, loudest, mediation, Négotiation, nonverbal, Peaceful, Quiet, resolution, Silence, SilentCraft, SPEECHLESS.., Understanding, vocalization

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

TextCraft: Empowering Introverts

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where introverts rule da world! If you use texting to express yo self, dis da place for you! We got introverts levelin’ up their self-confidence like bosses! Text yo way to greatness and show da world who’s boss in dis epic server! Join now and unleash yo inner introvert power!

Land of Andonia: Where factions rule, mods abound, and kingdom shenanigans unfold!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	3197
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

World of Andonia RPG Survival Server

Features
Modded RPG Survival: Experience the challenge of RL Craft combined with rich roleplaying elements.
Three Main Factions: Empire of Foxon Kingdom of the Yellow Mountain Kingdom of Gaurhoth
Create Your Own Path: Form your own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms!
Dynamic Roles: Become a powerful leader, a humble trader, a skilled craftsman, or any role your heart desires.

Quests & Adventures
Unique Storylines: Each faction offers special quests and story interactions. Your choices shape your destiny.
Giant Battles: Lead armies into massive conflicts or live a peaceful life – the choice is yours.
Server Events: Participate in exciting hosted and random events that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Open World Exploration
Solo or Team Play: Go it alone or build massive civilizations with friends.
Equal Opportunities: Non-faction players have access to their own questlines, ensuring a balanced and rewarding experience.

Ready to conquer Andonia? Join our Discord community to get started: https://discord.gg/rCuRC9BA3J

Unleash your potential in the World of Andonia and become the strongest, richest, and most powerful player on the server!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I create my own faction?	Yes, players can form their own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms in the World of Andonia.
Are there special quests for each faction?	Yes, each faction offers unique storylines and quests for players to engage with.
How can I participate in server events?	Players can join exciting hosted events and participate in random events to keep the gameplay engaging.
Is solo play supported on the server?	Yes, players can choose to go it alone or team up with others to explore and build in the open world.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, books, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, comprehensive combat mod, Crafty, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, returning users, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, skyblivion, Social, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ores Mined:	5776
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

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