Fuck yeah Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1692	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	9295	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Votes:	1640	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4004
Endless Night Skies:	5	New Chunks Explored:	423576
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Towns Built:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Animals Bred:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP

ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5925	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!