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RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	4434
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	161
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

VlanShield – Private Minecraft server Minecraft server

Economy, Events, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Season 3 launched on December 13, 2023!

VlanShield.RU – vanilla minecraft server. The main game mode is peaceful survival! There are rules on the server, violation of which can result in a ban. On the server you can build your global large-scale projects. Server rules are available on the website and in discord.

Brief rules:

Vulture is prohibited

Theft is prohibited, full list on the website

Connection:

ip address play.vlanshield.ru

version 1.20.2

Donate goods, privilege stores: The server does not sell any privileges. That is, the players do not have admins, lords, OPs, or creatives. All players have the same gaming experience. Also, creative items are not sold on the server. All things that are on the server were obtained by players through crafting, or exchange with another player. A pass is required to play!

Mini-games: There are no mini-games on the server.

Commands on the server: Since the server is vanilla, there are no commands on it that simplify the gameplay, such as /sethome, /tpa, /call, /spawn and the like.

To become a player you need to leave an application. A link to the application page will be in the game chat.

play.vlanshield.ru

Wardenity

Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	9372

Wardenity is a Survival Multiplayer server with claiming and a balanced player-based economy. Open for regular and cracked players.

wardenity.cf:54107

MineCoreMC

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	694	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

The MineCoreMC network is a Minecraft server with innovative game modes and jampacked features to make sure your experience is fantastic! Make amazing memories with friends as you play Skyblock, PVP, PVE, Events, MCMMO, and more! We offer a complete custom experience with a revolving economy.

play.minecoremc.com

Pokelandia

Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	2105
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	15

🗲 8G 🗲 SemiRP 🗲 GTS 🗲 Custom Skin 🗲 Champions Players 🗲 Pokémon Raids 🗲 PVP 🗲 Pokélandia is a survival Pokémon server. An innovative Pixelmon server with an active and attentive staff on discord and in game!!!

51.195.60.102:25569

⭐OneBlock With Mods⭐Quests❤️Resource Generator❤️ Minecraft server

one block, Parkour, Skyblock, Spleef

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	602982
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

The owner of the server “OneBlock With ModsQuestsResource Generator” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MandoU Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

MandoU Networks – Soul SMP Lifesteal

Soul SMP is a lifesteal SMP on a limited 5000 x 5000 overworld and nether (no end) Everything is vanilla minecraft except there is lifesteal and QOL plugins. There are no claims and anything goes (exceptions in rules) The map items and banned players from losing all their hearts are reset every month or season which is at the start of every month. Revives can be bought at shop.mandou.net as well as ranks which support the servers upkeep and you are rewarded with being able to make your own custom particles. Every season kills are tracked and leaderboards are made for fun and competition.

My Socials YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/c/mandouyt Shorts – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfOkrW00yCrFns1H2wvEPg discord – https://discord.gg/qmmC3SeEtE Twitter – https://twitter.com/_MandoU_ Twitch – https://www.twitch.tv/xmandou

mc.mandou.net:25709

McMarmalade

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

McMarmalade is an economy server. This is the initial launch. Be the first to succeed and buy the best spawn shops. Admin shops are priced to encourage players to shop with other players instead. Jobs give small amounts of money to add to the sold items to spawn shops. Shop stalls can be rented for a weekly fee. I set up the economy to be anti inflationary and be stable long term. I’m open to criticism and suggestions. Website coming soon…

play.mcmarmalade.com

Survivaleu

MCMMO, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Animals Bred:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

A Greek Survival SMP with mcMMO!Running since 2017!We allow English or Greek in the chat.Follow the rules check the website and respect other players.

play.survivaleu.com

SevTech Ages

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Embark on a quest to reach the pinnacle of Minecraft exploration and creation. You start as an idiot who knows nothing of the world. You punch trees but just hurt your hands. Life is not easy as you set out on this adventure. You see, it would be just a little easier to have a few friends to help you learn new ways to survive through group achievements. Though you can do it all yourself. As you make your way through this Mod pack you will learn more about the mods you have skipped over due to faster, better options. Make no mistake this is a long-term server, and it will take you some time to complete all the ages on your own. Of course, it is your choice. There are 7 ages and the last one gives you access to some powerful creative items. The game progresses with “you” per stage you are in. Like the medieval age? You do not have to move on. Everything is locked behind stages. WAILA, Maps, Ores, Dimensions, and so on.

Come Join Us.

See you in SevTech Ages – Anarchy Edition

104.223.99.238

Slayer survival

Arena Pvp, Economy, FullPvP, Kit PvP, PvP Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	123
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to Slayer Survival.Version 1.8x up to 1.18 Bedrock and Java Edition!Take advantage of our server;– Events.– Rank System.– Clan System.– PvP released at Night.– War between Clans.– Balanced economy.– Exclusive Items.– McMMO system– Differentiated Armor (Emerald Among Others).– And much more…

slayermc.xyz