Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7342	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crops Grown:	3273	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Animals Bred:	169	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekend

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ores Mined:	3363	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

bizarre locations, hidden corners, intimate acts, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd spots, personal time, private activities, private moments, Secret Places, self love, self pleasure, smp, solo activities, Solo Sex, strange places, unconventional spots, unique experiences, unusual experiences, unusual locations, WackyWankSpot, weird places

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

BLOCK, BlockyDestiny, butterfly effect, CHANGE, Choices, consequences, Decision making, decision making process, hindsight, Impact, life changing, life lessons, Path, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, ripple effect, Self Discovery, significant change, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed drone, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, news report, Russian, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, SECURITY, Server, Shahed drone, Space, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

assassination attempt, BLOWN, Conflict, extremism, Hassan, Hassan Nasrallah, headquarters, hezbollah, HezCraft, leader, lebanon, massive airstrike, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, political violence, regional instability, RETALIATION, security threat, Targeted, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Enchantments Applied:	282	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Awaaayyy, Chicago, Currency, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Map, Minecraft, Phantom, player freedom, player head, PvP, quality of life, Resets, server performance, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ores Mined:	3764	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/mineone-network/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

Atlus, Character, confusion, fan theories, game development, Gaming, Journey, Minecraft, Mystery, Persona, puzzling choices, question.., remake, remake characters, remake decisions, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, speculation, strange, strange journey remake, video game, Yukiko, Yukikos

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	87	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

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