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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Blast Off Minecraft Server

blast, controversy, current events, democrats, funny, humor, internet culture, IT, JD Vance, meme, Minecraft, News, peanut, pokemon, Politics, republicans, satire, Server, social media, squirrel, team rocket, TRUMP JR, viral

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

border patrol, Candidate, donald trump, Firefighters Union, first law, Gold Star families, joe biden, LA Times, make my life better, Minecraft, mistake, Most Qualified Candidate Ever, policy difference, QUALIFIED, smp, Steelworkers Union, Teamsters Union, the nation, usa today, Washington Post, Weakness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	152
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

West China Minecraft Server

China, collapse, cultural exchange, Demographic Shifts, economic downfall, future predictions, geopolitical analysis, geopolitical shift, global consequences, global impact, immigration patterns, international relations, long-term effects, mass exodus, migration trends, Minecraft, political instability, population movement, Server, societal change, West, western migration, world events

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magic Items Found:	3706	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

ac, Anycolor, Beating, buybacks, close, comparison, Competition, cover, Decline, Finally, finance, Investment, Loss, market analysis, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, nigga, Performance, profit, smp, stock market, Trading, Value, volatility

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Towns Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	487	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2810
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

challenge, Combat, combat system, consequences, Damage, Decision making, enemy behavior, experience points, game design, Game Mechanics, implementation, incapacitation, Lethal, lethal damage, Minecraft, morality, non-lethal damage, Nonlethal, player choice, punishment, role playing, smp, stealth, strategy, Tactics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	1819	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	237
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

Arbiters, BETTING, candidates, control, debate, Decision making, Degenerate, degenerate gamblers, Democracy, election, Ethics, gamblers, gambling, influence, Manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Politics, power, smp, society, speculation, uncertainty, voters

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3989	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Bone, building, Builds, Community, Crafting, E-Celebs, Etho, Exploration, gameplay, hermitcraft, log, mcg, Minecraft, minecraft fandom, minecraft wiki, Mining, Redstone, Servers, Shenanigans, smp, Survival, Vanilla, zombie spawner dungeon

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	562
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!