FTSCraft: Where villagers make more sense than the game physics! Join us for hilarity and adventure in Germany’s quirkiest Towny server.

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FTSCraft Minecraft Server

Server Type	German RPG Server
Focus	Realistic Middle Ages and Fantasy Universe
Features	New mechanics and plugins such as diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, tobacco
New Map	Open beta on May 25, 2024

FAQ:

1. What is the main focus of FTSCraft?

The server focuses on a mix of realistic Middle Ages and fantasy elements, appealing to a wide range of players.

2. What unique features does FTSCraft offer?

FTSCraft offers new mechanics and plugins like diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, and tobacco to enhance gameplay.

3. When will the new map be available for players?

The new map will go into open beta on May 25, 2024, welcoming German-speaking players to join.

4. How can I stay updated on FTSCraft?

Join the Discord server, watch the trailer on YouTube, and participate in the forum discussions to stay connected with the FTSCraft community.

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