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PixelMania

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	4

– Gyms (Coming soon after poll on website is complete) – Auto-Rankups (After a certain amount of time played on the server you will receive a rank) – Jobs (Work for money) – Point System (Vote for points and spend it on items) – Name That Pokemon Chat minigame (Coming soon the plugin is custom and still is in development) – Bikes (A Horse that you have access to /Bike) – Grief Prevention (Protect all of your builds with a golden shovel) How do I install PixelMon 3.5.1? First you have to download forge: Forge 1.7.10: http://goo.gl/bSZxDB After you’ve installed forge run it on minecraft and then close out of minecraft. Download the Pixelmon mod Pixelmon Mod: http://pixelmonmod.com/ ( Download Pixelmon 3.5.1) After downloading the Pixelmon mod go to your %appdata% -> .minecraft -> mods Once in your mods folder drag the pixelmon mod into the folder and run Minecraft forge 1.7.10

Pixelmania.co

Dragons Den

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24

This is my humble Agrarian Skies 2 server. It is currently running and any one can join. We might add a couple mods that’ll help like veinminer or fastcraft. We just started the server and we are looking for staff. Staff applications are on the Website for this server

198.154.102.136

Tech world 2 Adventure

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

new Techworld 2 server 1.6.4 minecraft 1.1.6 verison of the FTB pack, need more players and defiantly need admins/builders add me on skype yxcvharlesxy or join for more information about ranks.

198.23.203.82

AntCraft Factions

Factions, FTB, Mini Games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to AntCraft Factions! Factions plugin being configured at the moment! join first and get an OP diamond sword named how YOU want! 😀 Small at the moment but will extend from 12 slots. PVP, GTA being added when more slots are available. Thanks and tell your buddies about AntCraft Factions! 😀

167.114.137.147

Atlantica – Custom Modpack

FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Atlantica (Custom Modpack) – Modded.MC.Atlantica.US:25765 Open to everyone, no world resets, few banned items, GriefPrevention plugin. Simple rules: No griefing, No item duplication, and No PVP unless agreed to prior.

Install instructions are here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/Atlantica/help

Currently running my own modpack with the following mods: BattleGear, Applied Energistics 2, BigReactors, BiomesOPlenty, Carpenter’s Blocks, Chisel2, DenseOres, Enchanting Plus, EnderIO, EnderStorage, EnderTech, ExtraUtilities, IronChest, JABBA, MineFactoryReloaded, NEI, NetherOres, OpenBlocks, OptiFine, Practicalities, RandomThings, RedstoneArsenal, RotateableBlocks, SolarExpansion, SolarFlux, SpecialMobs, Thaumcraft, ThaumicEnergistics, ThaumicExpansion, ThaumicExploration, ThaumicTinkerer, ThermalDynamics, ThermalExpansion, ThermalFoundation, Twilight Forest, Waila, WeaponMod, ZyinsHUD.

Modded.MC.Atlantica.US:25765

Candlestick Clan Server

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	4610
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Small close friend server that is starting out with our first custom modpack. Admins are friendly and helpful with most issues when notified taken care of quickly. We have a website for our server and forums to post whatever you like :D. This is a multigaming clan server so expect some chat to not make sense. To play on this server, use the Technic client and search for the modpack Candlestick!

198.154.103.113

EverPvP.dk

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, FTB, Hardcore

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

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spil.everpvp.dk

Ftb Unleashed Mobwaves

FTB, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Animals Bred:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8803

New FTB Unleashed 1.1.7 Server so pop in and find chests of ores, what will you build or raid tonight ? Regular players building and some defending the Arena….

88.150.171.62

IGG The Independent Gaming Group

FTB, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	5218
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

[IGG] FTB Minecraft Server (Monster v1.1.1) (PVP) Since the beginning, Minecraft has always been part of IGG. Earlier versions didn’t seem to sustain themselves, and didn’t last for long. We have gone around and change that! We opened our doors 01-7-2014, to a Minecraft server like never seen be fore. Compared to our predecessor’s versions, that seemed to only host survival. We now have a fu lly functioning FTB – PVP,- Server up and running. With are active staff members, and our gre at community, we welcome players of any kind, so feel free to join.

eu.igghq.com

Techraptor

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8078
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Emeralds Found:	1876	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

a custom modpack server based off the ftb modpack direwolf20 by falconraptor in minecraft 1.7.10. the place to get the modpack is http://techraptor.enjin.com

mc.techraptor.us

PreggoSecretsCraft

anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, chemical pregnancy, Closure, Communication, compassion, dark time, Decision making, Emotional support, ENTITLEMENT, healing, moving on, PreggoSecretsCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, self-care, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what you’re going through in your personal life.

Join us and escape the real world drama like a pro player! Our server is filled with friendly players who will support you through anything, whether it’s building a castle or dealing with a breakup. Plus, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for meanies, so you can game in peace without worrying about toxic behavior.

Forget about your ex drama and join our server today! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft friends to build with? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with relationship drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing begin!

KiwiCraft OlySpy LOL

breach of trust, Canada, Competitive advantage, diplomatic incident, Drone Spying, Espionage, ethical concerns, foreign relations, international relations, investigation, KiwiCraft, lol, national security, new zealand, Olympic practices, OlySpy, privacy violation, security breach, sports training, Sportsmanship, Surveillance, technology misuse, unauthorized surveillance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	6612
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	139	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CANADA WANTS TO SPY ON US LIKE WE’RE OLYMPIC ATHLETES! TWICE, Y’ALL! THEY CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND PVP STRATEGIES. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE DRAMA! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL CATCH A GLIMPSE OF A DRONE FLYING OVERHEAD, JUST TRYING TO STEAL OUR SECRETS. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE BECOME TOO FAMOUS FOR OUR OWN GOOD!

PeeShyCraft

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bladder control, bladder dysfunction, female health, paruresis, pee shyness, PeeShyCraft, privacy concerns, psychological barriers, public restrooms, restroom anxiety, shy bladder, social anxiety, toilet anxiety, toilet phobia, toilet phobia in women, urinary hesitancy, urinary issues, urinary retention, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server and pee next to as many people as you want! no more shy bladder, just pure unadulterated pee fun! our server is filled with toilets and urinals for all your peeing needs.

imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.

but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.

so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?

PixelatedSeculars

activism, America, BELIEF, belief system, Divergence, empirical evidence, evidence based, Identification, Liberals, nonreligiosity, nonreligious, PixelatedSeculars, political force, political ideology, Principles, rational thought, rationality, religious affiliation, secularism, Secularists, Unique

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Star Shards Collected:	66

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got secularists running the show, man. They ain’t just nonreligious, they all about that evidence-based, rational thinkin’. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where you gotta use your brain and stuff.

Imagine building a giant statue of Charles Darwin or creating a pixel art representation of the scientific method. We even have a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments on creepers and zombies.

And get this, every Sunday we have a virtual debate club where you can argue about the existence of Herobrine or whether redstone is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s get our secularism on in Minecraft!

EmrysSMP

1.20.4, 8 ball pool, Casino, Community, Economy, EmrysCoins, EmrysSMP, Land claiming, Mini Games, Minigames, Paper, Personal Vault, proximity chat, roulette, Shear bees, Shear chickens, Shear cows, Shear horses, Shear pigs, Slots, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3123	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchantments Applied:	110

We’re excited to welcome you into a chilled but vibrant community on the EmrysSMP!

We run on 1.20.4, on Paper.

Vanilla+ Mainly vanilla gameplay in the Overworld and Nether. Land claiming, to protect against grief against your builds. Earn EmrysCoins from mining blocks and killing hostile mobs! Shear pigs for porkchops, cows for beef, chickens for chicken, horses for leather, and bees for honeycomb. Access a Personal Vault anytime for storage on the go. More easter eggs to find (we don’t want to spoil the fun by listing everything here). Proximity chat!

Minigames Casino with Roulette and Slots to have fun with your EmrysCoins (NB: no real-money bets permitted), 8-Ball Pool, Chess, Connect 4, MineSweeper, Sudoku, Parkour (coming soon), and so many more!

Community We’re an inclusive, LGBTQIA+ led community. We allow a high level of banter, but are vigilant about player safety and mental health.

Join the fun Head to our discord at https://discord.emrys.tv to receive join instructions, or find the EmrysSMP modpack on CurseForge/Modrinth!

emryssmp.bkmc.au:25562

CraftMineBe Minecraft server

Achievements, Active, Adventure, building, comfortable, Community, Cooperative, CraftMineBe, Exploration, Fun, inventory saving, minecraft pe, minecraft server, multiplayer, Players, server link, Social, Survival, TG channel

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server for comfortable survival with other players, here you can play with inventory saving and get achievements (server for Minecraft PE). Link to the server tg channel: https://t.me/+SDWkEz9FEUpkZmEy

panda.de.freemcserver.net:25783

BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA Join Now

advertising, bedrock, Cheats, Claim Land, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, java, join now, Minecraft, No Phantoms, Plugins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Usa

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4610
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to MoreFun- USA 1.20 – 1.21 Java

Since 2020, MoreFun has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we have a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! §bNo Server Resets, Online Map, Discord, PVP, §r §aEconomy, Shop, Claim land, Survival, No Phantoms, (apexmc.co)Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats2. No griefing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No Cheating Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No Mods9. No toxic players10. No AdvertisingFor more detail on our rules type /rules

morefun.apexmc.co

Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

15/16, application, Community, Contests, CREEPERS, Discord, dreams, Events, feelings, FRIENDSHIPS, hermitcraft, Honesty, Integrity, Logout, Mature, Memories, Mild, Nether, Relaxed, Secure, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Server, Wild, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/bloodcraft-skin-stainz/">Server</a>

Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

Key Features
Just Chill
Events/Contests
A Commitment to Vanilla
Trust-Based Community
Made for Mature Players

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?	This server offers a mature, relaxed space for Minecraft players who enjoy a vanilla experience and a trust-based community. Events, contests, and a commitment to preserving the integrity of vanilla Minecraft make it a great place to unwind and have fun.
How can I join the server?	You can join by sending a message on Discord to jaylowa and submitting an application in the #-whitelist-app channel. For any questions, reach out to jaylowa on Discord.

RTXCraft Minecraft Server

16gb ram, 9fps, circa 2010 graphics game, computer components, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, Graphics Card, graphics performance, Hardware, low frame rate, Minecraft, PC Gaming, performance issues, RAM, rtx 3060, RTXCraft, Server, system requirements, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!

WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.