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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4736 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 417 | Farms Harvested: | 867 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!