🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed
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> play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game
assassins, assassins creed, confusion, creed, dialogue, DISAPPOINTING, disconnect, Frustration, Game, gameplay, Gameplay experience, Hacker, Immersion, immersion breaking, interruption, Minecraft, modern day, narrative, Play, simulation, smp, Storyline, storytelling, unexpected, video game, Women
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B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P
Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process
Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
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EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server
Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away
Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
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Incest Whore Minecraft Server
Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore
Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!
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Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP
aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling
Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.
So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!
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Doomscrolling Drive Time
addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic
u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!
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AnnoyingDailyMinecraftSMP
aggravation, annoyance, AnnoyingDailyMinecraftSMP, bothersome tasks, constant frustrations, daily annoyances, daily challenges, daily frustrations, daily inconveniences, daily irritations, daily struggles, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, irritations, Nuisance, persistent irritations, Pet Peeves, vexationAre you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned builds? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas!Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension, and a pet dragon that breathes out cupcakes instead of fire. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with our villager friends who know how to drop some sick beats.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
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PettyPeeves Minecraft SMP
aggravating, agitating, Agitation, annoyance, bothersome, exasperating, Frustration, infuriating, irksome, IRRITATING, maddening, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor inconvenience, nettlesome, Peeve, pet peeve, PettyPeeves, provoking, rankling, smp, trivial, vexationAre you tired of getting angry over the little things in life? Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! We have a special anger management program where you can unleash your rage on unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing so hard you’ll forget what made you angry in the first place. So come join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!
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No entry for bro – Minecraft server
Abuse, aggression, aita, Bro, Chores, depression, entry, Frustration, girlfriend’s brother, Hiding, incelness, Jewish, lashing out, living room, mentally unwell, Minecraft, Neo Nazi stances, race mixing, refusing, Server, ugly baby, whiplash, Yemeni descentAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!
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KidWatch Minecraft Server
child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children
Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.
But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
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ExStepChefCraft
Abandoned, ABSENT, autism, Cooking, Dinner, ex, ExStepChefCraft, family, Father, Food, Frustration, grandmother, hobby, husband, Job, parents, refusing, Son, special needs, stepsister, waltzWelcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?
But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!
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FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?
ambiguity, Anon, ANONYMOUS, bewildering, communication breakdown, confusion, Cryptic, Enigma, Enigmatic, Frustration, fuck, hidden meaning, inscrutable, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mysterious, Mystifying, perplexing, perplexity, puzzling, Server, unclear message, WTFAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.
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FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem
aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!
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Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server
BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, Breakfast, brunch, Bust, Communication, compromise, consequences, consideration, Empathy, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, lateness, Minecraft, patience, punctuality, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding
Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.
So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!
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Oh noooo Minecraft SMP
Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viralAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!
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Section smp: Where vanilla is the only flavor we serve. Come join our buttery smooth SMP and bring your own seasoning! 1.20.4, 15+, whitelist
1.20.4, Biomes, BRING, building, Buttery, Chill, Diamond, Discord, Fight, flavor, Friends, Join, Lore, Minecraft, pet, Seasoning, Section, Serve, Server, Smooth, smp, Themed, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist, world
Minecraft Server Overview
Type SMP Number of Players Needed 6+ Server Theme Chill and creative building FAQ
Question Answer What type of players are you looking for? We are looking for players who enjoy taking their time with Minecraft, building creative structures, and just having fun in the game. What can players expect on the server? Players can expect a relaxed atmosphere where they can build various towns and biomes, engage in friendly competition, and collaborate on projects. Is there any enforced lore on the server? No, we do not have any forced lore on the server. Players are free to create their own stories and narratives within the world. What should players do if their items are stolen or pets are killed? Players are encouraged to address the issue with the perpetrator and potentially recruit others to help resolve the situation through in-game conflict. How can I join the server? Contact _f1lthy on Discord for more information on how to join the server.
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ImpendMC VS Hypixel
#exciting, ActionPacked, Adventure, Community, competitive, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraftserver, multiplayer, NewFriends, OnlineFriends, PlayerInteraction, playervsplayer, PvP, Randomkits, Social, Survival, Vanilla, VirtualWorld
Minecraft Server Comparison Minecraft Server Comparison: Hypixel vs ImpendMC
Hypixel
Overview
Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers in the world. It offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, PVP, adventure maps, and more. Players can also participate in tournaments, events, and competitions on the server.
Pros & Cons
Pros Cons Large player base Can be overcrowded at times Wide variety of game modes Some game modes may have long wait times Frequent updates and events Occasional lag spikes ImpendMC
Overview
This server is a Minecraft server where you can meet new people that play in the PVP community of Minecraft. Our server is a random kit server where you get a randomized kit on death which you can become friends with people. So join its fun, friendly and meet new people to play with on a Minecraft Server!
Pros & Cons
Pros Cons Focus on PVP community Smaller player base Randomized kit on death Limited game modes Friendly community Lack of frequent updates FAQ
Which server is better for PVP gameplay?
ImpendMC is focused on the PVP community and offers a unique randomized kit on death feature, making it a great choice for players looking for PVP action.
Which server has a larger player base?
Hypixel has a larger player base compared to ImpendMC, making it a more bustling and active server.
Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?
Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, PVP, adventure maps, and more, while ImpendMC has a more limited selection of game modes.
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CraftyButtsex: Where Minecraft Myths Meet Reality
acceptance, Anal, buttsex, chuddies, CraftyButtsex, Debunked, debunking myths, education, equality, Gay, intercourse, LGBTQ, love, Meet, Minecraft, Myth, Myths, Natural, Reality, relationships, Sexuality, stigma, VideoAre you tired of people spreading rumors about the unnaturalness of gay buttsex? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a single video that debunks all those myths! Watch as two pixelated characters engage in buttsex and prove once and for all that it’s totally natural in the Minecraft world.But that’s not all! Join our server and receive a free pair of chuddies (that’s British slang for underwear, in case you didn’t know). These chuddies will protect your pixelated bits while you explore the vast and wacky world of our server.
So come on, join us and experience the true meaning of friendship and buttsex in Minecraft!
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KinoCraft: Where every block is a cinematic masterpiece!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one swing.
So come on down to our server and ask yourself, “Was it kino?” The answer is a resounding YES!
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Ghast Network
Adventure, badwars, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Ghast Network, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, PvP, Rankup, RPG, Sandbox, Servers, Skywars, Survival
Server focused on Minigames new era generated and focused on network rankup skywars badwars faction and much more
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One Piece modpack! Owl Pirates
Active, April 1st 2024, Crafting, Create, Curseforge, Customrecipes, Customworld, Discord, dragons, Faction Pvp, Farmersdelight, gameplay, ice and fire, iceandfire, Immersiveengineering, integration, mine Colonies, mine mine no mi, Minecolonies, Mineminenomi, Modded, Moddedserver, Modpack, Multi Gaming, one piece, Onepieceserver, Owl Pirates, Pirates, PvP, recipes, Seaking, Server, Smallships, Tinkersconstruct, Towns, Waystones, wipe
This pack is built to cater to our multi-gaming discord community discord.gg/astiModpackis hosted on curseforge and the curseforge launcher is needed to download the pack and join the server www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/asti-pack
Mainfocuses of the pack are create, mine mine no mi, mine colonies and ice and fire. Crafting recipes are used to integrate all of the following mods for an interesting change in game-play loop.
Server is open and active Last wipe: April 1st 2024
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Craving Cozy Vanilla – Surviving without Grief in a Close-Knit Community!
CozyCraving Minecraft Server CozyCraving Minecraft Server
Overview:
Looking for an unwhitelisted survival server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a server with a plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
Server IP play.cozycraving.com FAQ:
Question Answer Is the server whitelist? No, the server is unwhitelisted. Can griefing be rolled back? Yes, there is a plugin in place to rollback griefing and looting. Will the server ever reset? No, the server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘/fng/ Fortnite Frenzy’
#youtube, Ares, avatar the last airbender, battle royale, Challenges, chapter 5 season 2, Coachella 2024, ELEMENTS, epic account, Festival Season 2, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Free Outfit, Frenzy, Interactive map, Lady Gaga, Leaderboards, lego account, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Neon Rush, News, rocket racing, Save The World, Season XP Leveling Pace, shop changes, Stat tracker, Store RotationWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to bend water, earth, fire, and air just like in Avatar: The Last Airbender! Our server is filled with mythical creatures and mortal players ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown.But that’s not all, we have insane missions alerts in our Save the World mode where you have to survive the horde of zombies coming your way. And don’t forget about our Rocket Racing Neon Rush event where you can light up the night with your speed and skills!
And guess what? We have a Fortnite Festival Season 2 featuring none other than Lady Gaga herself! Unlock your talent and show off your moves in this epic event.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of myths and mortals!
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EurotrashCraft: Where we seethe about ridiculous things like creepers and diamond shortages!
America, citizenship, CREEPERS, Democracy, Diamond, discrimination, elections, Eurotrash, EurotrashCraft, Government, Legit, Politics, retards, Ridiculous, seethe, shortages, valid ID, voter fraud, voter ID laws, voter suppression, Voting, voting process, voting requirements, voting rights
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where anyone can join without proving they’re not a total noob? Look no further! Our server is so legit, even America would approve. We don’t let just anyone in, you gotta have a valid ID to prove you’re not a Minecraft pleb.Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to prove you’re not a total retard (their words, not ours). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your skills on the most exclusive Minecraft server around. Just make sure you bring your ID, because we don’t mess around when it comes to quality players.
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NuclearCraft
NuclearCraft is a New server that is completely free to play no purchase-able ranks and or perks, FREE.