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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8771 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 226 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Star Shards Collected: | 141 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.
But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!