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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8532 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
