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HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Emeralds Found:	9639	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	659	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	2655
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6632
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	292982	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	854821	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!