lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!”
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lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!
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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got G7 leaders agreeing on US$50B loan for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets, like, what even is that? but like, it’s all happening on our server, so you gotta join to see the craziness unfold.we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.