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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8932 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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