lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!”
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FrozenAssetCraft
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EuroCraft: From Russia with Love
so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta grind for diamonds and stuff? well, on our server, u don’t gotta grind for nothin’ cuz we got a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds hidden in the spawn area! and get this, every time u find a diamond, a baby panda spawns in real life and does a little dance for u! how cool is that?oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re like the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever! u gotta join just to witness their epic dance moves, trust me.
also, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a dream come true, man. so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life!
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UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition
haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!