🔥frozen corpses Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GlacierGraveyard

alpine glaciers, climate change, climbers, Corpses, environmental impact, extreme sports, frozen bodies, frozen corpses, glacier retreat, GlacierGraveyard, global warming, Ice, ice excavation, ice melt, ice preservation, long lost, melting glaciers, melting ice, mountain climbing, mountaineering, Mountaineers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got alpine glaciers meltin’ all over da place and guess what? CORPSES of long-lost climbers be poppin’ out like jack-in-the-boxes! It’s like a freakin’ zombie apocalypse but with frozen dudes! Join us if u wanna see some spooky shiz and maybe even make friends with a frozen climber, who knows? It’s a wild ride, bro!

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, blocks, classic, First Person Shooter, gaben, Gaming, gaming industry, Gaming news, half life, half life remake, half-life 2, Half-Life 2 anniversary, Half-Life 2 remake, Half-Life 2 remake announcement, half-life anniversary, hl2, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Reimagined, remake, remake announcement, Server, valve, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	102
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

games, games peaked, long tail, long tail tags, Minecraft, peaked here, peaked.., pokemon, pokemon games, pokemon games peaked, smp, tags

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crops Grown:	7010
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Ores Mined:	1353	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7570	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	367383
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1163	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!