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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9232 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some cash money,” and the G7 leaders are all like, “sure, we gotchu fam.” but get this, the money they’re gonna give ukraine is gonna be backed by russia’s frozen assets. like, what even is that? is russia just walking around with a bunch of frozen stuff in their pockets?
anyways, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be as cool as these G7 leaders. you gotta be willing to lend out billions of dollars to random countries in need. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure your assets are frozen too, just in case. who knows, maybe one day ukraine will pay you back with some sweet diamonds or something.
so come join the server where we make international finance fun and frozen! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like trying to figure out how russia’s assets got frozen in the first place.
