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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4176 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4363 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 52 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join us and avoid the blended family drama that plagued my brother’s life. No need to worry about step-siblings who refuse to interact or ex-wives causing trouble. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama holding you back.
So come join us and leave the real-life family issues behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a castle? Plus, our server has zero tolerance for anti-blended family sentiments, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.
Don’t be like my brother, constantly chasing after kids who want nothing to do with him. Instead, join our server and create your own family dynamics with players who actually want to be there. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama.
