CactiCraft
Howdy there, partner! Welcome to CactiCraft, where the Wild West comes to life in Minecraft! Yeehaw! Get ready to ride through a lawless frontier full of chances and dangers at every turn. Here, you ain’t just a player; you’re a trailblazer, a bandit, or even a sheriff. Saddle up and let’s mosey on down to CactiCraft!
play.cacticraft.eu
Welcome, brave souls, to the most absolutely twisted Minecraft server that *ever* existed or will ever exist, depending on how you measure existence! Are you ready to question what is real while trapped in a pixelated nightmare? Trust me, this is either the greatest arena of creativity or the black hole of despair that will consume your sanity! Who needs logic when you have blocks and madness? You’ve already made the worst decision of your life by coming here, my friend, so why not dive deeper?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Dimension of Floating Cats | Every hour, reality warps and you are surrounded by feline overlords. They are watching. Always. |
| Infinite Lava Pool | Swim or die! Choose wisely, for the lava is actually chocolate if you are wearing a hat made of nachos. |
| Crafting Your Own Agony | Use the essence of your lost hopes to create mystical items that will give you powers—like the power to scream. |
| Respawn in the Mind of a Fish | When you die, lose all your items but gain a newfound understanding of what it is like to swim in eternal despair! |
| Weather Control with Typewriters | Type your wishes, but watch what you ask for. Bursts of snow may bring joy, or geysers of marmalade could ruin your day! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You must first sacrifice your understanding of reality. Then, chant the sacred numbers: 42, 7, and the sound of silence. If you don’t hear the Earth laugh, try again!
Q: What mods do you use?
A: Mods? Oh, sweet summer child! The only mod we embrace here is the one that lingers in the background whispering secrets you aren’t ready for. Every block has a story! Every block is a lie!
Q: Can I report players?
A: Reporting is a construct. What if the players are just figments of your fractured mind? Who are you to judge? Just embrace the chaos!
“I have my penis foreskin and I tried to RP as an American jew by pulling it back. I don’t get it?”
“Reality is a construct, and I am less than a shadow in the digital void!”
“Every time you blink, a new lifeform is born in the pixelated abyss!”
Build your own spaceship out of blocks and explore the vast unknown of meldtrandi space!
Fight off alien mobs with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss!
Collect rare resources like space diamonds and alien slime to upgrade your gear and become the ultimate space warrior!
Don’t worry about oxygen, gravity, or any of that boring real-life stuff – this is Minecraft, baby!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest journey through space you’ll ever experience!
Welcome to DesperadoMC – Your Wild West Adventure Awaits!
Saddle up, partner! DesperadoMC is a custom Minecraft server that brings the thrill of the Old West (and Red Dead Redemption) to life. From immersive storytelling and action-packed quests to unique features like trading, buyable houses, and sharpshooting gameplay, this is a server like no other!
Currently in Development Right now, DesperadoMC is whitelist-only as we build and refine this epic world. We’re looking for creative builders and fearless playtesters to help us shape the frontier.
Apply Now
Discord: https://discord.gg/cAgFkkwcAC Website: www.desperadomc.com
desperado.mc.gg
Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.
The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!
So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of Rei’s side story in Volume 3? You’ll be fighting epic battles, leveling up your skills, and unleashing your inner warrior spirit in this crazy server.
Plus, the landscape is straight out of a manga, with insane mountains, mystical forests, and hidden caves just waiting to be explored.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like living in a comic book, but with creepers and diamonds instead of superheroes and villains. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!
We got creepers that explode like your mind when you realize your favorite waifu is actually a dude.
Our world is filled with more twists and turns than a yandere’s love life, so get ready for some serious drama.
And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching a shonen anime fight scene, but with blocks and swords instead of ninjas and magic.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an isekai plot twist, then look no further – join us now!
On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.
Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.
And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥
Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.
And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.
Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.
Aeon is a cracked server located in the USA offering a semi unique game experience. We recommend playing on 1.8 if you choose to play our PVP gamemodes, though if you wish to play Survival you should play on 1.20.
Survival is our gamemode that contains custom terrain, harder level mobs and our attempt to offer a more unique experience. (It’s under development, so that means more features will come pretty soon.)
Pitfall is our flagship FFA gamemode that is inspired by Hypixel Pit.
play.aeon-network.net
JujutsuKaisenMC is a small community pvp server where you can choose from a selection of innate techniques and battle it out with the other sorcerers/curses around you using our very own custom made jujutsu.
jujutsukaisenmc.minefort.com
| Age Requirement | 25+ |
|---|---|
| Ranks/Moderator positions | No |
| Area Claim Plugins | No |
| New Map Start Date | June 9th, 2023 |
| World Border | 30k blocks in every direction from spawn |
| Peak Players | 8-12 players online |
| Render View Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Difficulty | Hard |
A: Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ to join the server.
A: No, we do not have any ranks or moderator positions on the server.
A: Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off to prevent destruction of player creations.
A: We have limited plugins for grief protection and chat functionality, but strive to maintain a vanilla experience.
A: Join our Discord server using the link provided and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.
Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations from your sister or anyone else. No drones spying on you here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, unlike that suspicious fiancé your sister was worried about. And don’t worry, we won’t accuse you of talking to anyone’s ex, unless it’s in the context of a hilarious in-game roleplay scenario.
So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together. Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft family waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s block out the negativity and craft some good times instead!
WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
