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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1630 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 766109 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.
join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.
or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.
