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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2342 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1873 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 92 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
i know, i know, it sounds super boring and science-y, but trust us, it’s actually super fun and wacky on our server! we’ve got crops that never die, trees that grow upside down, and animals that speak in rhymes.
plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can create the craziest structures you can imagine. like, one time, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while playing on our server. or at least have a good laugh trying.