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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4740 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2976 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.