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Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Potions Brewed:	77
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	806
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8702	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Star Shards Collected:	274
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Emeralds Found:	165
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/salfcraft-server-minecraft/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchantments Applied:	104	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.