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WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2977
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	96
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	9931	Players Killed by Monsters:	4803
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Emeralds Found:	3386
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Votes:	4000	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

Boost, NeuroLight, TestoCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2661	Towns Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	61
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

Crafty, drug comedown, drug community, drug culture, drug dosage, drug effects, drug experience, drug harm reduction, drug high, Drug Interactions, drug risks, drug safety, drug side effects, drug tolerance, drug trip, drug use, ecstasy, mdma, Minecraft, party drug, recreational drug, Server, substance use

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3448	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Items Found:	2899
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, Diversity in media, Edition, george lucas, interracial communication, interracial conflict, interracial couple, interracial dating, interracial dynamics, interracial issues, interracial perspective, interracial perspectives, interracial relationship, racism, racist, RacistCraft, Star Wars, the acolyte, woke propaganda

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!