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Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too! -
EliteBreweryMC
alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcdJoin our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!
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KoolCraft: Not Your Average Flavor Aid
aid, Average, Beverage, branding, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Cult, cult leader, drink mix, flavor, Flavor Aid, good name, History, Jim Jones, Jonestown, Kool-Aid, KoolCraft, Manipulation, mass suicide, reputation, society, Tragedycome join our epic minecraft server, where we serve kool-aid that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn! jim jones used flavor aid, but we upgraded to the good stuff. our kool-aid is so powerful, it will give you superpowers in the game. you’ll be able to build a castle in seconds and defeat the ender dragon with just one punch.not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.
so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.
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PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you
apply, apply today, armor, Calendar, CREEPERS, Discord, Economic, end dimension, Features, join us, PhoenixSMP, Player jobs, Player Warps, Portal Shapes, proximity chat, rules, Seasons, Server, Shops, Skills, smp, teleports, useful links, weapons, Website, WhitelistPhoenix Minecraft Server Overview
Server Rules Must be 16 or older No xray No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission) No griefing of any sorts Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server Know your limits, watch your lag Server Features Custom and Harder End Dimension Custom Armor and Weapons Proximity Chat Compatible Player Warps & Teleports Calendar Synced Seasons Economy Based Server Custom Portal Shapes Player Jobs & Shops MCMMO Useful Links
Apply Today!
Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3